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all my ex-boyfriends

Have you ever noticed that all your ex-boyfriends are douchebags?

by Laura D H March 20, 2007

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someone who is so retarded and needs to be told because they are a stupid fuck

you are a douchebag

by Ashley January 31, 2004

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1. Douchebag, literally, is a bag used to carry a douche in, often times, the word is misused and mistaken for actually being a synonym for douche since douchebags are no longer used.
2. As an adjective, douchebag is often used as an insult with no true meaning.

1. Guy: Hey, i got you a douchebag .
Girl: That's a douche you dipshit .
2. Can't you figure anything out, you stupid douchebag?

by ducuss January 17, 2008

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Pure and simple:

Douche Bags = Canadians

Mike lives in Douchebag Country(Canada!)

by Jakob Snow May 13, 2006

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referring to a person- basically a total cock-blocking jerk.

not only in dan a total douchebag, but he has a receding hairline as well.

dan was a total douchebag, so me and monnik and kevin vandalized his truck.

by Chelsea!?!? April 02, 2007

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