Doppelbänger

A simple solution to a complex dating dilemma: Joe asks Cindy out on a date. Cindy agrees on the condition that Joe will find a date for her mentally retarded cousin Patti. Joe hasn't gotten pussy in 972 days, so he lies to his good friend Bob and says that Patti is a super hot nympho with no gag reflex. Bob is elated until the date, at which time he discovers that Patti is not as advertised. Bob has standards and will not lay pipe in Patti's retarded twat, but he is a good friend and knows that Joe has not seen pussy for 972 days so he does what any good friend would do... Bob calls in his doppelbänger - who takes one for the team - allowing his good friend Joe to FINALLY see a patch of snatch, Cindy is overjoyed that her horny, helmeted cousin finally got some trouser snake, and everyone goes home happy!

Tommy: I heard you banged out Yeasty Yolanda at the party last night!
Bob: Ohhh HELL NO! I had to call in my doppelbänger to do the dirty deed.

by Jumpingrat October 29, 2019

I dropped my napkin!

Excuse for ripping a loud fart that can't be masked or blamed on anyone/anything else.

Thanksgiving dinner with many family and exchange students, Mom leaned over to pick up her napkin and let out a loud fart everyone heard. We all looked over at her and the only thing she could say was "I dropped my napkin"

You're in a meeting listening to a presentation and let one rip. Everyone looks at you. You say, "Sorry, I dropped my napkin!"

by coanwe July 26, 2013

Chocolate Dipped Rosebud

A delicious, sweet twist to an otherwise ravenous session of eating ass.

Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.

This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.

Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.

A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.

I surprised Clara on Valentine’s Day with a chocolate dipped rosebud. She was eating my ass like a fat kid eating candy and I also got a reach around.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

i just dropped the soap

Something you say when you just got raped, messed up something in a huge way, or got killed in a game. Usually in a metaphorical way.

when he got all my chips in poker in one turn, it felt like i just dropped the soap

by andrewkid January 18, 2011

dropped the bat

Had a shit. Sometimes it can be stated as "dropped his bat".
Especially funny when cricket commentators observe certain things.

"Don't go in there for ten minutes I've just dropped the bat"

"O jeeeeez have you dropped your bat"

In cricket commentry...
"Montgommery to bowl to Jefferies now and ... oh .. jefferies has dropped his bat in front of the stumps, and its put the wicket keeper off his concentration"

by London El Vis October 4, 2005

doppelganger

A facebook trend where instead of using a real picture, a user uploads a picture of a celebrity with whom they vainly perceive shared physical features but is in reality much more attractive.

"Dude, I'm soo cool. After I posted the Urban Dictionary definition of my name as my status, I uploaded a picture of Tom Cruise as my profile pic doppelganger."

"Well, he is short and weird..."

by Tom Shane Jr February 4, 2010

doppelgagger

noun: like a doppelganger, a double, or look-a-like. but the less attractive version.

can also be used to describe the less attractive of siblings that resemble each other.

i saw someone who looked just like an ugly version of you.

eric roberts is julia robert's doppelgagger.

dennis quaid is randy quaid's doppelgagger.

joaquin phoenix is all the other phoenix's doppelgagger.

by mugwai64 November 8, 2011