Dick Doorknob

simply take the doorknob off of door. then insert dick through door,having it completely dark is key.
then when someone tries to open a door at night they will grab a penis instead of the doorknob..

last night timmy got a dick doorknob!! HAHAHA

by lolz126 September 1, 2009

Doorknob

A spectacularly impressive dancer, one who is able to dance (read: do the Twist) with ease and aplomb.

"He's such a doorknob! Did you say the way he was moving on that dance floor?"

by The Sass Attack May 21, 2010

doorknob

A stupid person.

He's such a doorknob; he can't even add 2+2 together and he's in college!

by Junglejim1 January 19, 2009

doorknob

a nickname for a male who accidentally grabs another male's genitals when he slips and falls

Jack- "Hey look it's doorknob!"

Bob- "Why did you call Tommy doorknob?"

Jack- "Dude, you didn't hear?"

Bob- "No, what?!"

Jack- "When Tommy fell in the showers yesterday he accidentally grabbed Tim's junk!"

Bob- (laughs) "Fucking doorknob..."

by thedude222 October 14, 2009

doorknob

(noun)
1. Term to describe your basic slut; with a doorknob, everyone typically gets a turn.

"What a doorknob- she went through the entire football team like a full nfl season in one weekend!!"

by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014

Doorknob Rodeo

noun. The act of ingesting a doorknob anally and getting the attention of another person in order to make them attempt to open the door from the other side.

Katie-"Mom help me!"
Mom-*Twists doorknob violently*
Katie-*Shaking* "Nevermind... That was a crazy doorknob rodeo."

by conflicttheband November 17, 2010

Doorknob Double FishHooks

When doing another human being from behind in the Doggy Style, insert both pinkies in each corner of the victims mouth to gain full control and direct them to the nearest doorknob for rapid ingestion.

When Terry started talking about wedding plans during sex, I instantly initiated the Doorknob Double Fishhooks move and forcibly directed Terry over to the bedroom doorknob for a rapid polishing and punishment.

by Banana Horse December 29, 2010