Doice

Expression Maori Rugby players make towards each other.
Said with effort to make deep and loud.

Hone: "Hows it Wiremu"
Wiremu: "Doice G"

by Finesir January 27, 2015

doih

It's like duh, except you're more sophisticated if you say doih. Or one of the few true New Yorkers.

"Wow, this water is wet."

"Doih!"

by plixy2dyst November 11, 2013

dohchat

Playing a game of DotA (Defense of the Ancients)

"Dude, let's go play some dohchat!"
"DOHCHAT TIME!"
"Yo homie, you gonna be on for dohchat later?"
"I'm sorry honey, I can't make the dinner because it's dohchat night with the fellas."

by Myke Hall February 20, 2008

dichotomy

what you need after having unprotected sex with an extremely slutty girl

<man 1> so what did he say bro?
<man 2> the dr. said i need a dichotomy

by The Ju1ce August 27, 2003

Donch

to release a large amount of excrement from one's bowels.

Man, I have to drop a huge donch. You know where the bathroom is?

Sorry honey, I can't go to see your mother. I gotta stay at home and donch all day.

by Donchy Kong July 12, 2010

Doice

To masturbate
Ejaculate

"Last night I caught Callum having a doice at the computer!"

"Bro, Theo doiced into my sock!"

"Work was stressful, so I had a quick doice..."

by jamie stroud M.D. August 19, 2009

dooche

misspelling of the word "douche" that many people on "urban dictionary" use to define douchey things like dooche burgers.

This misspelling is also associated with duche or dooshe but there are more misspellings.
Learn proper English before you try to define a word in that language

(in text)
J: ur dads a dooche dood
JP: well ur a dumbass douche
J: Dooooooood!

by paul sulivan November 25, 2010