dingleberries

Bits of turd that fear the cold icy waters of the toilet, preferring to cling for dear life onto the hairs between your cheeks. Only found in males. If you find a chick with dingleberries, she's either a tranny or of Greek descent.

Bugger, the TP ran out before I could harvest the dingleberries from my arse fur.

by coryinc September 26, 2006

dingleberry

A person who unwittingly participates in dingleberry humor

Guy 1: Judging from his very poor diet and the fact that he has an excessive amount of body hair, I'd say that Jerry has two dingleberries today.

Guy 2: Heh, heh. Or maybe even like three or four. Wait a minute, what does that mean?

Guy!: You know what? YOU are a dingleberry.

by Ron from the threads April 23, 2010

dingleberrie

A fan of the band RIMJOB from Pittsburgh Kansas.

Karl (Frontman of RIMJOB) Hey all you Dingleberries out there.

by Dingleberrie#1 January 4, 2012

dickleberry

dried up poop on the males front pubic hares

"I had to shave the dickleberry off because it started stinking."

by jessie morganelli October 20, 2008

dickleberry

Remnants of toilet paper that become rolled up and stuck in the crack of yo ass, usually hanging off the hair.

Dingleberry = shit
Dickleberry = tp

Shaniqua, get them damn dickleberrys out yo ass - it ain't supposed to be snowin' down there bitch!

by downunderwonder February 21, 2008

women's dingleberries

When a woman has her period and blood sticks to her long pubic hair forming a dried clump. Also known as: vag grapes.

See also: vag grapes

Our old roomate was a hippy and never washed herself when she had her period. Therefore, she had massive women's dingleberries.

by Unappropriate citizen March 6, 2010

dingleberries

faeces stuck to your bum hairs.

'Alright! Who used my toothbrush to clean their dingleberries?'

by tafka April 18, 2004