dingleturd

When you takin a poop an it gets stuck in your butt-crack hair EEEW

i thought all the poo was out but i had a dingleturd stuck in my crack!!

by Veeks August 3, 2007

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quantavious dingleton

quandale dingle's 3rd cousin once removed. He is wanted for war crimes he allegedly committed in Northern Italy.

quantavious dingleton robbed me of my life savings.

by i4jtrgmrkfnchjrmtnvnmtrjnvj September 29, 2022

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When your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scrotum occurs.

Dude, did you just call me?

Yeah.

It produced a wonderful dingle-john.

Oh Yeah?

Thank You.

by Dinglebob Dentist March 25, 2008

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Dingle Dumbass

Someone who is beyond a dumbass. Thier intelligence is equivelent to the clinging fecal matter against your buttchecks. Used to refer to people who are intentionally stupid to gain attention.

J.C.-Did she just walk into the door?
Mike-Yea, but shes hot.
J.C.-She's such a fucking Dingle Dumbass

by daniroo March 24, 2009

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dingleberry diving

The act of performing oral sex on one's anus. Also commomly referred to as tossing one's salad.

Keyless "You end up hookin' up with that snaggletoothed waitress last weekend?"

Josh "Fuck yea, She was a freaky freak."

Keyless "Elaborate."

Josh "She went dingleberry diving so voraciosly that you would have thought she was trying to harvest cocoa puffs with her tongue."

Keyless "Don't act like you didn't love it."

by Bosh Jurton September 12, 2011

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