Skip to main content

Bag of dicks

An expression used to describe how terrible a situation is.
this exam sucks worse than a bag of dicks.
by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013
mugGet the Bag of dicks mug.

Bag o' Dicks

Bag O' Dicks = Contains multiple meanings in certain contexts

A phrase demonstrating the "speaker" wants to issue more than just his penis for sucking to the receiver.

Worse than "Suck a Dick," "Bag o' Dicks" refers to sucking more than one.

This phrase can also refer to the way one looks in a negative fashion. He looks like a "Bag o' Dicks."

The sub-skill that one shows in sports: "He is playing like a Bag o' Dicks."

Bag o' Dicks can also stand in for key cuss-words such as bullshit, fuck, god damn it, and son of a bitch.
Brian: (Stubs his toe and yells) Bag o' Dicks!!!!

Brian: (Watching the Sixers play) Jesus, these guys are playing like a Bag o' Dicks.

Brian: Is that a Bag o' Dicks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Brian: Whats wrong, you been sucking a Bag o' Dicks recently?

Brian: Bag O' Mothafuckin Dicks!
by Yes, Its Brian February 12, 2008
mugGet the Bag o' Dicks mug.

dickshank

1) Familiar name used amongst friends.

2) Jagged metal used to mutilate a man's penis.
Jack: Dude I saw your new girlfriend take it 3 ways last night at the frat party. You might want to reconsider.

Thad: Shut the fuck up dickshank.
by Popski December 7, 2006
mugGet the dickshank mug.

dickscourage

To cause someone to lose interest in men.

Also usable in the past participle. i.e. dickscouraged
Chick 1: I can't believe he dumped me! Men suck.
Chick 2: Don't let that asshole dickscourage you from all men.

Chick 1: I think all men are cheaters. I'm so dickscouraged.
by SirHangDangly September 29, 2010
mugGet the dickscourage mug.

dicksausted

adj. - the dreaded stage of alcohol consumption where the cock cannot stand at attention; whiskey dick
Its a shame Louis destroyed about a 1/4 of that bottle of Dubra throughout most of the party. He was too dicksausted to do anything except listen to her drunken stories that she kept repeating all damn night by the time everyone settled down.
by mikesauce June 17, 2008
mugGet the dicksausted mug.

dicksclusive

A woman who only goes for men and can not be swayed into woman regardless of the amount of alcohol she is served.
The woman is purely dicksclusive, the lesbian doesn't stand a chance.
by The dickslusive lady November 5, 2012
mugGet the dicksclusive mug.

dickseer

Com'n man why u got to be such a dickseer.
by Person142 October 9, 2018
mugGet the dickseer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email