Death is the only cure to the sexually transmitted disease called life. Death comes in many forms. A few of these forms include:
Liquid: Usually the cure is placed in a syringe and injected into the infected, who will be cured depending on the potency of the cure. Most bases of death in this state is potassium chloride or cyanide.
Accidental: Accidental death may be found in many stages of the life disease, thus its unstable state. Cures can result from just eating too much of something, as there is a hidden amount of Death in everything.
Solid: Death in solid forms can be divided between consumption, impact and contact.
Consumption in terms refers to something such as a pill, or a substance containing high amounts of cure. Commonly used for suicide. (Side Note, do not commit suicide. Just think of your family, you have a use in this world, it’s okay. Get help. Don’t choose the dark way.)
Impact: Basically a fall to the ground, but in this case, the ground shoots death molecules up your body from the area of impact, curing you sometimes partially or instantly.
Contact: Death in contact is when you touch something containing death, or touching something that will trigger your death molecules. Yes, everything contains a bit of death molecules.
E.g. Hydrochloric Acid
Gaseous:
Death in terms of gaseous stage is very common. Many gases causing death are packed with lots of cure molecules.
Liquid: Usually the cure is placed in a syringe and injected into the infected, who will be cured depending on the potency of the cure. Most bases of death in this state is potassium chloride or cyanide.
Accidental: Accidental death may be found in many stages of the life disease, thus its unstable state. Cures can result from just eating too much of something, as there is a hidden amount of Death in everything.
Solid: Death in solid forms can be divided between consumption, impact and contact.
Consumption in terms refers to something such as a pill, or a substance containing high amounts of cure. Commonly used for suicide. (Side Note, do not commit suicide. Just think of your family, you have a use in this world, it’s okay. Get help. Don’t choose the dark way.)
Impact: Basically a fall to the ground, but in this case, the ground shoots death molecules up your body from the area of impact, curing you sometimes partially or instantly.
Contact: Death in contact is when you touch something containing death, or touching something that will trigger your death molecules. Yes, everything contains a bit of death molecules.
E.g. Hydrochloric Acid
Gaseous:
Death in terms of gaseous stage is very common. Many gases causing death are packed with lots of cure molecules.
No example here. Side note, take this with a grain of salt. Death is sinister and it is to be taken seriously. Appreciate your life, for whatever reason it may be. You have already made a big achievement and a large global contribution.
By existing.
Somebody does love you, you’ll find him or her. You live for a reason, for somebody. Don’t make them lose their chance. Just enjoy your life, as you’ll make others enjoy theirs to just with your existence.
By existing.
Somebody does love you, you’ll find him or her. You live for a reason, for somebody. Don’t make them lose their chance. Just enjoy your life, as you’ll make others enjoy theirs to just with your existence.
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Get the Death mug.‘Deathing’ as it was originally here in Grimsby comes from the term ‘white-death’ when you smoke too much weed, get paranoid, feel really dizzy and sometimes puke everywhere. It was known as ‘white-deathing’ then got shortened to ‘deathin’ and was applied to any unpleasant situation based feelings... well it was when i was growing up anyway...
I'm off home, i'm fucking Deathing mate!
look at that fanny, he's only had one bucket and he's Deathing!
You're a right Deather!
look at that fanny, he's only had one bucket and he's Deathing!
You're a right Deather!
by Wavey Davey November 14, 2011
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Think of life like a movie and death is when the power surges and blows out the TV. Death is when the film gets so damaged that even if you were to get the electricity back on, the movie will never play again. Alive is only the memory, gone is the spark that made the movie play…or the person alive.
Life is too short and death is too long. You don’t have all the time in the world, so go out and enjoy life as much as you can. Life is like a beautiful flower…flowers fade; people you love either leave you or die. No matter who or what you love it will not last forever, it will come to an end, as all good things do. Death is your final wake up call. Wake up and live before he knocks on your door.
Think of life like a movie and death is when the power surges and blows out the TV. Death is when the film gets so damaged that even if you were to get the electricity back on, the movie will never play again. Alive is only the memory, gone is the spark that made the movie play…or the person alive.
Life is too short and death is too long. You don’t have all the time in the world, so go out and enjoy life as much as you can. Life is like a beautiful flower…flowers fade; people you love either leave you or die. No matter who or what you love it will not last forever, it will come to an end, as all good things do. Death is your final wake up call. Wake up and live before he knocks on your door.
by OneBadAsp October 18, 2006
Get the Death mug.A mythical programming language, similar to C++, where you describe in a text file how you want someone to die, usually in a gruesome way, and the compiler 3D renders a video file of the death complete with blood and guts. A game which I wish they would make but the do-gooders won't allow it because they think it will make kids go on killing sprees.
--sample Death++ code:--
/* mayandrink.dpp Mayan Sacrifice */
#include <athame.h>
#include <goblet.h>
create(victim1);
Standup(victim1);
SlitThroat(victim1,athame1,1,1){
while throat(victim1) not bleeding{
waitVblankStart()/* wait for blood to start oozing out */
}
}
while throat(victim1) bleeding and goblet not full{
goblet.place(underthroat) /*catch the blood in the goblet */
}
/* the grand finale! drinking the human blood! */
goblet.drink(self,GOBLET_CAPACITY);
end();
--sample Death++ code:--
/* mayandrink.dpp Mayan Sacrifice */
#include <athame.h>
#include <goblet.h>
create(victim1);
Standup(victim1);
SlitThroat(victim1,athame1,1,1){
while throat(victim1) not bleeding{
waitVblankStart()/* wait for blood to start oozing out */
}
}
while throat(victim1) bleeding and goblet not full{
goblet.place(underthroat) /*catch the blood in the goblet */
}
/* the grand finale! drinking the human blood! */
goblet.drink(self,GOBLET_CAPACITY);
end();
Lamer1: "I'm bored, lets play the game Dance Dance Revolution:Skyclad Forest Edition!"
Man1: "Naw, let's make a Mayan Sacrifice Ritual video in Death++!"
Man1: "Naw, let's make a Mayan Sacrifice Ritual video in Death++!"
by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007
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"The only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitablility"-Stewie Griffin
"Life is a one-way course to death; though you may die on you way to it"- ΑρΚάς
"The question is not if there is life after death, but if there is life before it"-Me
"Life is a one-way course to death; though you may die on you way to it"- ΑρΚάς
"The question is not if there is life after death, but if there is life before it"-Me
by Kotopoulo July 9, 2011
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2: An imortal girl watched her mom die as her father stabbed her repeatedly in the neck and later that year her love broke up with her and never spoke to her again the next year the rest of her family died on an airplane and later that year her friend got addicted to meth and died and her new boyfriend raped her for the second time and then went to jail and next year she became anorexic while living with a strange woman and then when she was 15 she got addicted to drugs......so from the day her parents died she wouldnt talk....from the day her bf left her she couldnt cry anymore...from the day her family died she wouldnt sleep....from the day her friend died she wouldnt smile...from the day she got raped she wouldnt go outside....and from the day she lived with the strange woman she wouldnt eat...and from the day SHE decided to do drugs...she lost her soul...
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2: An imortal girl watched her mom die as her father stabbed her repeatedly in the neck and later that year her love broke up with her and never spoke to her again the next year the rest of her family died on an airplane and later that year her friend got addicted to meth and died and her new boyfriend raped her for the second time and then went to jail and next year she became anorexic while living with a strange woman and then when she was 15 she got addicted to drugs......so from the day her parents died she wouldnt talk....from the day her bf left her she couldnt cry anymore...from the day her family died she wouldnt sleep....from the day her friend died she wouldnt smile...from the day she got raped she wouldnt go outside....and from the day she lived with the strange woman she wouldnt eat...and from the day SHE decided to do drugs...she lost her soul...
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