When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.
While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
by peaceangel22 June 29, 2011
Get the Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness mug.To be able to talk so much that it's frankly absurd. Someone who will be able to essentially hold a conversation completely on their own
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Get the Talk the ear off a deaf person mug.by Dan February 7, 2003
Get the im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs mug." Alyssa was fucking T Shawn Dog in the ear " said Demetri
" I told her once you go black you go deaf "
" I told her once you go black you go deaf "
by Tom Stein hates jews and arabs February 19, 2009
Get the once you go black you go deaf mug.A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.
Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."
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by R to the Nazi October 21, 2003
Get the im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs mug.Pone deaf (medical definition): The final stage of a debilitating ear infection thought to be caused by excessive hair gel use and inappropriate humor. Symptoms include the purchase of superfelous designer clothing, uncontrolled fast food b...inging and terret like use of the words "dude" and "awesome"
The disease strikes young men in their 20's and characteristically goes unnoticed by these men. The infection is slow progressing but all known cases eventually lead to total Pone deafness.
The disease strikes young men in their 20's and characteristically goes unnoticed by these men. The infection is slow progressing but all known cases eventually lead to total Pone deafness.
Used in a sentence: The Annual telethon to raise awareness of the pone deaf could not cure lil' Jean Pierre of his inability to realize the joke was in fact on him.
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