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crytearya

Da "measures 'n' degrees" of da unique circumstances in a particular situation, with regards to whether copiously-streaming eyes are warranted.
In Lewis Carrol's poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter", da "flippered finagler" pretended to appropriately react --- i.e., have rivers of saline-solution cascading down his cheeks --- to his and his wood-and-nails-fabricator-buddy's eating da oysters, but --- though da situation did indeed have ample "crytearya" to warrant said blubbery reaction --- his apparent soul-wrenching sorrow was actually all just so much shamelessly-fake posturing... just like da Carpenter, he absolutely loved chowing down on said luscious delicacies, and so he didn't truly feel even one bit genuinely sorry for what he was doing.
by QuacksO April 10, 2024
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crytting

She just broke up with me over text in the middle of my shit. I’m crying and shitting at the same time, I’m crytting.
by GreenMow.com April 18, 2024
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Kasey Crothers

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Lane Crothers

It Illinois State university, make sure you never take Political Sciences otherwise you’ll meet the man that killed comedy. After taking his class throughout a semester, I have never gotten better sleep and never laughed once. If you laugh, you’re a nerd who wants to bump up their grade. I can’t listen to any more of his jokes about how the “framers” didn’t kill eachother for a slice of pizza. Now wish me luck cause I have his class now. Wish me luck. Either I’ll be watching some MLB or trying to time up cricket noises to the awkward silence after his horrible jokes.
I had a class with Lane Crothers once, he is the most unfunny guy I know.
by Lane Crothers September 15, 2021
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Lane Crothers

It Illinois State university, make sure you never take Political Sciences otherwise you’ll meet the man that killed comedy. After taking his class throughout a semester, I have never gotten better sleep and never laughed once. If you laugh, you’re a nerd who wants to bump up their grade. I can’t listen to any more of his jokes about how the “framers” didn’t kill eachother for a slice of pizza. Now wish me luck cause I have his class now. Wish me luck. Either I’ll be watching some MLB or trying to time up cricket noises to the awkward silence after his horrible jokes.
I had a class with Lane Crothers once, he is the most unfunny guy I know.
by Lane Crothers September 15, 2021
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Bill Crothers SS

Bill Crothers SS is a highschool located in Markham Ontario who has a football team that can be compared to the average Dallas Cowboys playoff experience. The school is known for their "intimidating" gangsters who can't wear pants properly and come from 4000 square foot homes, and their under achieving hockey players who will end up working construction in 5 years. The school will charge you a mortgage payment for uniform, and then act like you're a fugitive drug lord if you're caught not wearing it. The same teachers acting like this are the same ones who will pat you on the back if you are failing grade 10 math.
James: I'm probably gonna apply to Bill Crothers SS tbh, this school rn sucks

Tyler: Bill Crothers SS? Where the teachers crash out if you don't wear uniform? Your call dude lol
by freemypalepstein21 November 8, 2024
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Cynthia, cyThia, cynthiA

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