Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).

"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."

by GullibleZine September 3, 2006

condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born

Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude

by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017

Tortilla crusher

Homophonic slang. The tortilla is another word for loose ass.

He is usually chill but once he has a few drinks he will hit the club and become a real tortilla crusher.

by Pjlockitup February 17, 2022

Coconut Crushers

A Pacific Islander with big feet, large shoe size over 13. Genetically inclined to be very athletic in sports and stomping.

Damn, you got some big ass feet! Don't step on me with yo big ass coconut crushers.

by 718livingin808 September 29, 2021

Dream Crusher

Someone who stamps on your ambition, shuts you down and demoralises you. Does not let you dream.

Robyn reasonably thought she has found her forever home, however Tom sat her down and explained why it would never happen. He destroyed her soul, he is a dream crusher.

by SquareTruth August 16, 2024

quad crusher

A really powerful and annoying car in FORTNITE

Bro get on the quad crusher

by UEHdhdhdh1527494 November 6, 2018

Quintin quad crusher

Coined by Quintin’s around the world; it’s when Quintin grows his pubic hair out for 1 year, then sprinkles his dandruff and hopefully his pubic lice onto his long ass pubes then crushes his partner with his quads while the lice and dandruff uses the pubes as a ladder onto the persons face

Dude Quintin totally gave me a Quintin quad crusher in the back of Nordstrom rack!

by Appsych November 7, 2025