A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).
by GullibleZine September 3, 2006
Get the Fun Crusher Two-Flushermug. Wesley Crusher is a main character in the sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first three seasons. He's a very bright boy who tends to annoy his adult crewmates, and subsequently many of the TNG fans, even though he is just a kid and he's literally just trying to help out. Some may headcanon him as autistic, which I don't entirely agree with but I can see where they're coming from. Wesley is probably a very nice person to be friends with.
Person 1: I think the end of Wesley Crusher's character arc was a bit rushed.
Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .
Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .
by space, the final frontier July 14, 2022
Get the Wesley Crushermug. by Tyler da fucka November 2, 2017
Get the Cleveland Crushermug. A sex position, originating in Goodsoil, Saskatchewan. It is where the girl gets spun around on the dick and the man goes absolutely barbaric and mutilates her and tears her apart
by poopyballsackundies December 3, 2023
Get the Goodsoil Combine Crushermug. One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.
Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
by the mysterious j September 7, 2013
Get the closet candy crushermug. He is usually chill but once he has a few drinks he will hit the club and become a real tortilla crusher.
by Pjlockitup February 17, 2022
Get the Tortilla crushermug. A Pacific Islander with big feet, large shoe size over 13. Genetically inclined to be very athletic in sports and stomping.
by 718livingin808 September 29, 2021
Get the Coconut Crushersmug.