Crunchy Toothbrush

When a man cums in your mouth 'by mistake' - you secretly spit it out onto his toothbrush so it dries and is crunchy for his next use.

Matilda was upset that Robert 'mistakenly' ejaculated in her mouth after she kindly asked him not to. She politely excused herself after their intercourse session and 'mistakenly' spit her mouthful of babies so he would have a crunchy toothbrush the next morning.

by SnowyD June 16, 2013

crunchy nipples

What happens to a chicks nipples after you cum on them and then allow it to dry and harden.

After the cum dried on her tits she had crunchy nipples the rest of the night.

by Assbark April 1, 2010

crunchy granola

a person who is into all that all natural crap and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees... and not in the sexual way

everyone at wesleyan university (excluding Emily and i)

by professor chaos May 23, 2003

Crunchy Nut

When you ejaculate and pass a kidney stone at the same time.

Brittany "Oh my god I was with Zack last night and he gave me a crunchy nut!"
Becky "Omg ew that's so gross'"

by CheddaBiscuit May 12, 2015

Crunchy balls

What happens to you when you don't shower for few days and the sweat and dirt collaborate on your ballsack making them crunchy.

I got crunchy balls from my dirty nut sack .

by Assbark January 30, 2010

Crunchy mum bits

Refers to crabs found whilst eating out ones Mum

"I went down on your Mum last night. Talk about crunchy mum bits."

by Purple Squishy February 10, 2010

Crunchy Feeley

Modern day "hippie" who is big into organic and vegetarianism, wears a lot of hemp, commonly found stuck in a cubible yet yearns to be outdoors in nature eating granola. Supports local and sustainble farming.

Obsessed with humanity's impact on the environment. Extremely concerned with reducing our carbon footprint and feeding the starving children. Since they dont eat animals, they often times have multiple pets and are involved in protecting animal rights.

A young, well educated professional from Boulder, Colorado who takes a job in a office building who is a vegetarian, animal activist, and "green-fiend" is very crunchy feeley.

by Bombtasatic J-Dawg December 7, 2011