The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so.
It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual
It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.
It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual
It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.
Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool
S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool
S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment
by FenCor December 26, 2011
Get the S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) mug.(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.
A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.
by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010
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Permissive parents fail to enforce rules and discipline on their children, because they are too busy mollycoddling them. In contrast, uninvolved parents are often indifferent, dismissive, or completely neglectful towards their children, because they are too self-absorbed to notice the child's maladaptive behavior. Hence, this makes the children of permissive or uninvolved parents maddening and babyish little crotchfruits.
by toputitbluntly April 20, 2014
Get the crotchfruit mug.Relatively self-explanatory - the mound of fat, found usually in women but sometimes in men - over the crotch in very obese people. Also spelled crotch fat.
My high school librarian had some serious crotchfat - I don't know how she can even fit in her pants.
by BWS55 February 11, 2008
Get the crotchfat mug.The dank, mungy smell of ones ass crack after a day of partying in the heat. Usually occurs when attending county fairs, festivals and outdoor concerts. The smell is reminiscent of sauerkraut and/or pickled onions.
After walking around the county fair all day and getting hammered at the beer tent, George went home and immediately showered as he overwhelmingly smelled of cabbage crotch.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
Get the Cabbage Crotch mug.The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......
by moon doggie April 27, 2003
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