creve

Featherless biped with a weak soul. Believes his knowledge flies far above that of anyone else. Most regard a "Creve," in a sense, as napoleonic.

Creve, also spelled Creeve is a variant of the name Stephen or Steve. Eastern spellings of the name include Kreve. Debate exists over the derivation of the word. While most affirm it arose from "creepy Steve," others insist it has its roots in the foreign term "krEVILicious." Closely related to metroflex.

A: Yo, I saw this duuuudee walk by today. He had an e-book reader, a cool new iphone, a deep masculine voice, and a mind and level of self-absorption unlike any I've ever seen. Hmm...come to think of it, maybe there wasn't much more to him (or her...or it?) than the expensive gadgets.
B: Yup. That was a Creve.

by The "Fool" February 25, 2008

Keep Calm and Chive On

A perfect way to determine if someone is a neckbeard that never leaves the house, without even having to look for the beard or fedora.

"I didn't need to see him, he had a Keep Calm and Chive On sticker on his car, I knew he wouldn't use deodorant."

by DiscreetGuest October 6, 2013

Craven sidebar

Craven describes someone void of any courage. When they call you to a sidebar they are admitting they are scared of their own words or what others will think of them should they confront you in public. Only the guilty are scared of the truth being exposed to the public.

He acts like a bully and uses intimidation and threats at every craven sidebar, but will not have a civil discussion when anyone else is there to witness.

by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022

west craven high school

a school full of girls who flash there fanny’s to all the lads, most of the lads have dicks about the size of a worm. Bailey armitage the worlds fattest and smallest dick boy goes there. Most of the teachers have some form of dyslexia and most of the students have clap.

err as if you go west craven high school

by iamgonnakashootmyself October 15, 2018

chivers

a feeling of ecstasy and delight, much to the affect of a brief orgasm. typically felt throughout the whole body and is brought upon by the touch of someone of the opposite sex. a combination of chills and shivers.

when you touch me like that, it gives me chivers.

by skankinjay January 25, 2008

Wes Craven

Any deviant sexual act done while wearing a Scream mask.

Mat: Dude what did you do last night, the bed is destroyed, there's shit on the wall and there's a chicken without feathers running around?

Josh Lynch: I totally did a Wes Craven on that chick last night!!!

by The Jenowski May 1, 2010

crave wave

The tingling sensation you get after you eat an entire case of sliders from white castle. Ultimately resulting in an explosive "wave" of feces protruding from the anus.

Mike: "OHH GOD!!! Its the CRAVE WAVE...."
Joe: "Hey Mike you need a hand in there?"

*the sound of an exploding rectum follows...*

by trugamr12 March 9, 2011