cracking cans

Aussie expression of surprise referring to a woman's breasts when they're noticeable and appealing : i.e.great tits ! Since only aussies understand it, you may use it abroad loudly, in a bar for instance.

- Wow, check-out the red-head over there, mate.
- Cracking cans !
- yeah, nice ass too.

by Boags July 24, 2007

Catchin' Hell

When everything is going wrong in your life: financially, socially, physically, etc

When bad luck always happens to you

Damn, my wife cheated, im dead broke, and I lost my voice from screaming, im fucking catchin' hell!

by easy e89 May 16, 2010

Cracking someone

Laying someone out or beating someone up

“I just cracked his shit“

ill crack you

cracking someone

by realthug420 February 23, 2020

Quinceñera Crashing

The process of picking up a girl at Quinceñera. You may or may not know the actual birthday girl. Similar to being a Wedding Crasher.

Me:Hey Juan, do you want to go wedding Quinceñera Crashing with me this Saturday at Selena's Ballroom?

Juan: Sure why not? Those girls are always the bomb!

by caballito249 April 14, 2010

lecture crashing

VERB
The act of attending a university lecture for a class you do not take.
Derivative of gate crash

Reasons behind this behaviour vary... One could lecture crash to keep a friend company, to hide the fact that they have no one to hang out with during a break, to try before you buy, or maybe just because they find the subject interesting.

"Hey Clementine! What are you doing here?! I didn't know you took psych 101!"

"Hey Fatima, nahh I don't, I'm just lecture crashing"

by RoboBear September 20, 2011

coon clutching

When a person (any race or gender or age) attempts to grab all of or as much of a free substance as they can such as mints, toothpicks, coupons, gum anything.

When we left Fridays my friend reached into the free bowl of mints and grabbed a fistful of mints using the side of the candy dish to get as many as she could and I said, " hey girl why you coon clutching the mints like that."

by Qatalyst April 29, 2012

Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012