Cooned

After sex the male punches the female (or other male in a homosexual relation) in both eyes then throws them out with the garbage.

Two black eyes and with the trash like a raccoon.
I cooned the girl I took home from the bar last night.
by youcantseeme November 14, 2012
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Coon

Someone who is corny or lame
by Wolffboy October 13, 2017
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Coon

Pink Floyd..."And That 1's a Coon! Who Let All this Riff-Raff in the Room.
by Whyte Trash Jedi January 16, 2016
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Cooning

To have a fit in public, like a racoon would right after being captured. Racooning can include psychotic, happy, angry, and sad fits. The person racooning will most likely have crazy circled eyes and drool, when in an intense situation.
Person 1: You totally looked like a racoon, just captured, with the drool flying from your mouth, and your crazy ringed eyes, HAHA you were COONING!

Person 2: Was I really omg im so mortified.
by Igotscoons! May 01, 2010
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Coon

aka niggers will steal everything u own
Look, that coon just stole a kids bike
by Lil bodybuilder June 12, 2016
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Cooning

A person who is pretending to be black but isn't.
You seriously don't know what i'm talking about? Fine. Imagine a black guy, Now imagine him with white skin. There ya go, cooning.
by GoWestWasABandInThe80s March 07, 2015
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When a black person. Is pro-white. (It's not racist) But they think white culture is better and prefer it.
"Did you see that black news reporter on TV"

"Yeah why"?
"He's against the NFL players taking a knee to protest against discrimination with the black shooting by cops"

"Deadass"?
"I'm deadass he's a coon!"
by Fujoshi_Smut December 18, 2017
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