Cooned

After sex the male punches the female (or other male in a homosexual relation) in both eyes then throws them out with the garbage.

Two black eyes and with the trash like a raccoon.

I cooned the girl I took home from the bar last night.

by youcantseeme November 14, 2012

Coon

Someone who is corny or lame

Regina is a coon

by Wolffboy October 13, 2017

Coon

Duh, a black

Pink Floyd..."And That 1's a Coon! Who Let All this Riff-Raff in the Room.

by Whyte Trash Jedi April 26, 2016

Cooning

To have a fit in public, like a racoon would right after being captured. Racooning can include psychotic, happy, angry, and sad fits. The person racooning will most likely have crazy circled eyes and drool, when in an intense situation.

Person 1: You totally looked like a racoon, just captured, with the drool flying from your mouth, and your crazy ringed eyes, HAHA you were COONING!

Person 2: Was I really omg im so mortified.

by Igotscoons! May 1, 2010

Coon

aka niggers will steal everything u own

Look, that coon just stole a kids bike

by Lil bodybuilder June 12, 2016

Cooning

A person who is pretending to be black but isn't.

You seriously don't know what i'm talking about? Fine. Imagine a black guy, Now imagine him with white skin. There ya go, cooning.

by GoWestWasABandInThe80s March 7, 2015

Coon

A goofy person who finds inavative ways to make someone laugh!

Omg did he really just make that hilarious joke? What a coon!

by coonguy21 October 9, 2016