comedo

the medical term for a blackhead (spot.)

Comedoes are made from sebum, dirt and keratin. They are usually associated with puberty and whiteheaeds, and in no-way are a sign that the person is unhygenic.

by mammon August 3, 2006

condamnit

a term used in place of "god damn it" typically refering to a condiment.

"i just spilled the ketchup all over me! condamnit!"

by qfizzle May 3, 2009

condaddy

someone makes grandeur plans of drunken shennanigans with all of your friends only to bail last minute; usually accompanied by many excuses of erroneous responsibilities

Dude, you swore you would actually come out with us this time! Don't be such a condaddy!

by loyial parnassus April 23, 2010

comedown

The feeling one gets when one has munched down one too many pills or bombs or lines the night before and is somewhat FRAGILE

this comedown is fucking ROUGH

by theywenttoseainaseive June 24, 2007

comedic greed

Doing/saying something purely in the interest of self-amusement.

"These jokes aren't funny at all." "They're funny to me, and that's all that matters."

by Ovens June 7, 2005

Comedragon

"when one is receiving head/dome, and when one is about to blow ones' load, one must push down on the head of the person(s) giving; thus forcing the ejaculate from the nose, creating the fabled effect known as a Comedragon."

I was getting AMAZING head last night from this one fat chick named "Latisha Linidar" and as soon as I felt like I was going to go, I pushed her huge head down on me and jizz'd up in there, making it spray out of her nose like she was a Comedragon!

by The comedragon April 21, 2010

Comedy Retard

A member of a circle of friends who only has his place due to his mental retardedness enciting some comedy value.

Prima: "Durrr hi guys!!!"
Secunda: "Who's that?"
Tertia: "Oh, that's Tim, our Comedy Retard."

by Muaka October 19, 2010