A creation that was first made out of animal bladders to rubber latex.
It was made for bitches who only wants pleasure and commit adultery instead of bringing a beautiful creature into this world
It was made for bitches who only wants pleasure and commit adultery instead of bringing a beautiful creature into this world
A: Hey dude,,, My wife says she wants to have sex
B: Dude that's great. that means you're not gonna die a virgin and have a child!
A: Yeah but.. She said she wants a condom
B: Well,, You wont have to take care of a child though, right?
A: I always wanted a child for fucks sake, I'm not those retarded men in porn videos
B: but they don't use condo-
A: BUT SHE WANTS A CONDOM, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
B: Dude that's great. that means you're not gonna die a virgin and have a child!
A: Yeah but.. She said she wants a condom
B: Well,, You wont have to take care of a child though, right?
A: I always wanted a child for fucks sake, I'm not those retarded men in porn videos
B: but they don't use condo-
A: BUT SHE WANTS A CONDOM, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
by YourGranmaIsPolysexual January 11, 2022
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Girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!
Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
by GRU-Sniper March 9, 2007
Get the Condom mug.A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows who you are, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.
Unsuspecting girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!
Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
by GRU Sniper December 14, 2008
Get the Condom mug.a material made usually of latex, that some bitches make you use, because they are whores and they have diseases, but they don't want to tell you that. also known as a jimmy hat or a profolactic.
condoms are cheaper than diapers.
play safe, accidents cause people
sex feels WAAAAAAY better without a condom.
the bitch made me use a condom, so I couldn't pull out and shoot it on her face.
play safe, accidents cause people
sex feels WAAAAAAY better without a condom.
the bitch made me use a condom, so I couldn't pull out and shoot it on her face.
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
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by Visual September 5, 2003
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