Buckfast Commando

an intoxicated yet fearless individual, usually brandishing a weapon (Buckfast Bottle, which they have just drank)

Buckfast Commando: "Wit you lookin at ya fanny?"
man on the street: "sorry mate, dont want any trouble!"
Buckfast Commando: "Too late yur gittin chibbed!"

by Bullcoh February 23, 2009

armchair commando

Somebody who collects weapons, usually knives, guns, and swords, and talks a lot about warfare, violence and the the like. Has never actually fought in a war, or been in the military, but loves the two subjects. Fantasizes about being a navy SEAL or a federal agent. Usually a giant pussy when the shit actually hits the fan.

Greg: "Aw man, I wanna be a Navy SEAL soooo bad. Because they have the biggest variety of weapons to choose from. I just bought a shotgun with a pistol grip, so I'm already in training."

Kyle: "I'm gonna punch you in the face you armchair commando."

Greg: "Please don't! What did I do! No, stop! I'm sorry!"

by Lupara2012 July 29, 2012

Commanbeer

To take possession of beer left in your fridge for over a week. Typically done with beer left over from a party.

Brad: Dude, where'd my beer that I left from that party two weeks ago go?
Blake: After one week of being left in my fridge I commanbeered it and drank it.

Brad: :(

by BadAirDizzle April 5, 2011

Pussy coma

When the pussy so good you fall into a deep sleep after sex and don't even remember falling asleep.

pussy coma Damn, that cat was so good it put me in a pissy coma and I don't even remember falling asleep.

by Jokerk February 23, 2017

Pho Coma

A coma induced by comsuming an amazing bowl of Vietnamese Noodles known as Pho.

Symptons; drowsiness, happyness, orgasms, blurred vision, lazyness, and the smell of pho on your clothes.

Shaun, Dez, & Kel, have frequent near death experiences due to driving home at 3a.m. with a pho coma.

by DezasterousBreezey June 16, 2010

Fuck Coma

A fuck coma occurs when you've been fucked so good you have multiple orgasms and you keep having them even though your body can't move anymore and your energy is drained completely.

"He fucked me so good last night I went into a fuck coma."

by E&JProductions69 December 14, 2013

coldplay coma

A coldplay coma is when someone locks themselves up in a dark room, curls up into a ball engulfed by a blanket, (can sometimes be in a bed but often times happens over a heating vent) and listens to coldplay for hours on end. Someone usually has a coldplay coma to clam themselves down after a depressing, stressful or traumatic event.

After she broke up with him, he went into a coldplay coma in his room.

by ignoredangstyteen January 29, 2014