Condom

A 75 cent insurence Policy for teens who wanna bone

"that baby ain't mine, I used a CONDOM"

by Joel Summerhays November 20, 2003

condom complex

To not have one and need one, than to have it and not need it.

girl: my bf and I had a condom complex last night.
friend: what a dumbass.

by bobbygecko June 7, 2011

Condom Potting

When a bunch of guys and girls get together and have an orgey using condoms and after they all spill a load into their comdom they place it in a pot and then the guys get different girls and grab a random condom from the pot put it on and fuck the girl

Man 1: dude you want to cum Condom Potting with us tonight we grabbed all the hottest chicks

Man 2: I don't know man last time I went Condom Potting I got aids

Man 1: Don't worry dude their all clean

by K8thegr8 June 15, 2014

Condom's

Rubber glove's that fit's snug on the penis used to prevent sexual transmitted diseases & getting girls pregnant

Steve : Hey Chad where's all the Condom's?
Chad : I had to stop stocking them cause you kept stealing them filling them up with your cum & leaving them all over the store.
Steve : Oh well I guess i'll just pound my raw dick in Jana's soft pussy!
Chad : Fuck You Steve Fuck You!
Jake : Hey Chad where's the Condom's?
Chad : We don't carry Condom's anymore!
Jake : Oh Yeah well Kiersten like's my raw dick better anyway!
Chad : Well you better go stick it in her right now before someone else does!
Jake : Fuck You Chad Fuck You!
Mark : Hey Chad where's the Condom's?
Chad : God Damn't Mark go wrap a plastic bag around your cock or something Jesus Christ!
Mark : Never mind your ex wife enjoy's my raw cock inside her anyway!
Chad : Go To Hell Mark!
Meghan : Excuse me sir where are the:
Chad : MOTHER FUCK DOSEN'T ANYONE USE BIRTH CONTROL ANY MORE JESUS CHRIST WE DO NOT SELL CONDOM'S HERE ANYMORE SO WHY DON'T YOU GO TO CVS AND GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU GOD DAM STUPID CUNT!
Meghan : Oh My God! I was just asking where the graham cracker's were for my sunday school class! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Fuck Sunday School you should go home and let your man stick his raw dick inside your pussy!
Meghan : (slap) (slap) (slap)
Chad : GET OUT OF MY STORE YOU STUPID BITCH! GOD I HATE CONDOM'S!

by SlopNChop January 15, 2019

Coffee Condom

The name for the sleeve that goes around your handle-less paper coffee cup to insulate the drinker's hands from hot coffee.

Similar to how a latex condom is designed to protect you from sexually transmitted diseases the "coffee condom" is designed to protect your hand from the hot cup of coffee.

Do you need a coffee condom for that cup?

by RodentHour January 6, 2013

Face Condom

Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus

Dude, the corona is real, you can't board a flight without a face condom.

by Florilla June 27, 2020

condom

is a rubber baby preventer.
it usually goes on a penis.
not meant to be blown up as a balloon.
It catches all the white squirmy thingys so they dont go into the girl.
if you use it you will not create a tiny little baby, but if you dont use it you will get fat. and 9 months later you will find yourself in the hospital giving birth.
use a condom young men.

"put on the condom or your not touching me!"

by __ellolove__ May 23, 2009