commodititis

An irrational and unhealthy desire for "stuff", preventing someone enjoying more meaningful aspects of life.

She said she needed some "retail therapy" instead of enjoying a hike in the wilderness, but I think she's suffering from a bout of commodititis.

by BrizzlePhil July 9, 2020

Commodometry

The scale of which a car can do a burnout, a scale of 1-10 consisting of the gear, amount of smoke and if it is single or double pegger

By riley and dom

Yo look at that vk calais it was rated 10 on the commodometry scale

by Phatvpcommo December 2, 2020

comodo dragon

A person with a bad microphone

you are a comodo dragon

by player121 October 1, 2021

comodo

this person has a bad mic, great memes, and is an overall good person.

yo whos comodo?
idk but i like stealing his memes
nice.

by rivvioli December 4, 2021

Commodore

Something that should be used to pee in. It is heavily suggested in a song sung by a performer known as “yellow fish” that you should use a commodore instead of peeing on the floor.

Don’t pee on the floor, use the commodore!

by Hottest person to ever exist April 24, 2022

Commodium

A Gamer mega chad Pal Word :D

Let's go to the Commodium :D

by LasagnaIts April 27, 2022

Commodore

Please use this instead of peeing on the floor.

“RRRRRa da da da da, Ra da da da daaaa, don’t pee on the floor, use the commodore, raaa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra raaaaaaaaa”

by Palko-006 July 1, 2022