Clart

To hit someone or something with considerable force

Simone decided to clart all the wastemen

by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict June 23, 2020

Claire Bennet

A highly attractive & pretty female cheerleader on the television show Heroes.

She has the ability to heal and is portrayed by Hayden Panettiere. Claire Bennet is known to be extremely emo, as she is shown many times trying to hurt her body, even though she can actually feel the pain. Must be the adrenaline.

In the first season, her cheerleading outfit has a Wildcat on it. Please do not confuse it with the "Wildcats" in High School Musical. She attended Union Wells High School, not that retarded lil school East High.

Men watch Heroes because they are forced to "turn on" the TV, so its fair, as they are "turned on" by Claire Bennet.

by HALF IDENTITY January 20, 2009

clairarific

Used to describe something or someone completely excellent. Derived from the name, "Claire".

I saw that band and they were so clairarific, I bought a tee shirt.

by amy March 15, 2004

Claire-n-it

When someone continually admires themselves in a mirror they are claire-n-it.

Damn Sha-nay-nay you've been claire-n-it at the mirror for 10 minutes now, you bes' back off.

by Ferdinando January 15, 2007

Claire

Claire is an amazing person with a very kind heart. Apparently she is amazing at foosball and I’m sure she looks good doing it. She is incredible at anything she does and is stunning . So gorgeous all the guys like her. IF you have a claire in your life you better count your blessings. She is a great person and you should be lucky to have her

Claire is sexy

by Shhsshssbshdu November 21, 2018

Clair

if you called Clair or know someone called clair, your the luckiest person in the world. Clairs are always really gentle and kind, but under apreciated. if you know a clair show your love for her! she's usually shy, but once you get to know her shes awesome and a lot of fun. the best person to go party with. Clairs are quite clumsy and fall over a lot, but that just adds to their funny-ness! they are strong and determined. clair is also the most beautifful girl, so hold on to her and show her your'e love.

man, tottally invite clair, she's the best!

by emma Graaf July 10, 2011

post nut clarity

The overpowering soberness that comes after beating your meat. It's worse the weirder the shit you were jerking off to.

This generally is thought to occur because the extra blood that was in your sexual organs rushes back to your head as soon as you finish, giving your brain a mental boost.

Jim: How did you pass that test bro?
Greg: I jerked off before class so I would have some post nut clarity bro.
Jim: wtf man...
Greg: I'm serious it works

by obama6969699 March 12, 2022