Crying Drunk Chick Syndrome

the illness that causes seemingly normal girls burst out in inconsolable tears for unfathomable reasons. At least one girl in every circle of friends is stricken by this disease. They are commonly found at frat parties, bars, and especially weddings.

Bro 1: Bro can you introduce to that girl?
Bro 2: Naw dude she has Crying Drunk Chick Syndrome you don't want to be stuck with her when that time bomb goes off.
Bro 1: what about her?
Bro 2: she's got the clap
Bro 1: I am going in

by Fratstar Chiver August 20, 2012

Double Ass Chick

A Double Ass Chick is a kind of girl that you see from the back first and see a really fine looking butt. The kicker comes when you go to look at her face & it's looks like ass.

"That girl has a really nice fucking ass!"
"Yeah, but have you seen her face? ugh... she's a Double Ass Chick bro."

by UrbanDKing February 6, 2015

chick magnet

A man who attracts women the way a magnet attracts iron shavings.

Babes can't keep their hands off that guy; he's a total chick magnet.

by Ben-Him November 23, 2003

Chick to Dick Ratio

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.

The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.

by Lenny July 27, 2004

chunk chick

A chunk chick is just that fat girl who never leaves you alone and is always bothersome. Your friends make fun of you because she calls your phone all the time.

Hey stuart, is that chunk chick you're talkin to?

by Wilber Scot McClain December 6, 2006

cuff your chick

When a guy stays arm-in-arm with his girl all night long at the club (or any public place), trying to keep other guys from talking to her. For instance, he might walk her to the bathroom, then stay outside the bathroom waiting for her, then walk her back to the dance floor.

In R. Kelly and Bow Wow's song "I'mma Flirt," there's a verse that goes "cuff your chick." Basically he's warning guys to "cuff their chicks" cause he's a flirt! >;-P

by ~Shan~ July 7, 2007

Chick Porn

Another name for literotica, romance novels, or fanfics of a sexual nature.

This would be a bad example of Chick Porn: Lupin, exhausted from spending the night chained in a cage while transformed into a werewolf, fell almost lifeless into the waiting arms of Tonks. They starred at each other for a long moment, wondering how much of that night they both would remember and both smiled at the same time. The next moment the beast inside of Lupin had returned -- not hungry for blood, but sweat.

by Kate Charlton August 15, 2007