Whale Catcher

Used to insult another person who likes fat girls.

"My friend is a whale catcher, he's always with the fat girls"

by DaBestCanada April 8, 2009

chauched

completely baked, blazed, or stoned to the point where any ordinary task or objective becomes extremely difficult, almost impossible.

i got chauched before talking to my boss, and i couldn't remember anything he told me to do, now im screwed!

by alex fawly May 15, 2010

catcher's mit

a girl so ugly her face looks like it has been hit with numerous baseballs, but thinks she is hot

that ugly bitch, she walks around like a catcher's mit

by thekirkhammer March 25, 2013

dolphin catcher

a person of an overly promiscuous nature; someone who does not hesitate to have sex with both animate and inanimate objects when the mood strikes; to ram ones face as far as possible up an obese person's hole

Whoah! Look at that mama over there! I would love to use her as my dolphin catcher!

by RachelSwanson August 23, 2011

Chached

Crazy high!

I cant go home , I'm so chached right now!

by brianfoshox April 11, 2009

Cum Catcher

A slang term for a woman. Considered by many (mostly women) to be a derogatory term used by people (usually men) to suggest a particular woman enjoys the practice of having men ejaculating semen into and onto various parts of her body.

"She's a real fucking cum catcher..."

"Here it comes, you fucking cum catcher!"

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

dream catcher

a sock that you jerk off into.

"hey jimmy! wanna go to the tavern and holler at some broads?"

"sorry steve, i have a date with lady margaret the dream catcher."

by steve turbs February 19, 2005