Certified Hotwheels Moment

A Supremely Gay interaction or event. This references a video where a man places a hotwheels car on a track and then drives it into his open ass.

John: Will you check my balls for Cancer?
James: This is a certified hotwheels moment.

by ADog'sKnot January 17, 2023

Certified for Windows Vista

High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.

Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!

by luna nueva July 13, 2009

Certified Lover Boy

noun
*derogatory*

Whore.

"I'm just a certified lover boy..."
"No, you're just a whore."

by jixxcuit September 4, 2021

Certified lover boy

A guy that will stop at nothing to please their girl

A gental guy, A simp

“Hey have you heard Andre bought her flowers?”“Yeah he’s a certified lover boy now “

by Bby mama October 6, 2021

Certified Lover Boy

A certified lover boy is a special type of boy. The term was construed by rapper Drake and is believed to be about his friend Kyle Ball. A certified lover boy is one who easily arouses the finest looking women. Women cream as soon as they lay eyes on a certified lover boy.

Random Babe: OMG is that Kyle Ball.... that’s one sexy certified lover boy if I’ve ever seen one😍

by Draco Drake Damion December 5, 2020

Certified Muscle Mommy

A certified muscle mommy is a bad bitch and elite class of females who can deadlift and / or squat a minimum of 225LBS, and are visibly fit + muscular.

“Bro, did you see her pull 225 for reps? That’s a certified muscle mommy”

by paleempress February 24, 2023

Certified Bavesh Moment

When someone does something just because someone else with more clout and style does it first. Just like when Ramesh put rims on his tesla just because Bavesh did it first.

Timothy; Damn Randy, did you get a blue BMW M4 just because Thomas got one?

Randy; Yeah man, I liked his car.

Timothy: Damn that's a Certified Bavesh Moment right there.

by Shees Dehkan March 29, 2021