celebate

To masterbate in celebration.

When Fred got a date with Sharon he went home and celebated.

by glaze83 November 8, 2010

Calob

A man with a large cock. Usually goes well with a Johnna. A Calob is a magnet to a Johnna. Super nice body. Usually has jealous ex girlfriends. Deep voice. Large Adam’s apple.

Wow did you see that calob at the party last night. I wanted to hop on his cock all night long. Guess Johnna has a great sex life.

by Kitty-cat88888888 July 7, 2018

end zone celebration

Something that onle people with a very low IQ do when they get a touchdown! Considering thats thier job it is pretty stupid.

Terell Owens scores a touchdown and does an end zone celebration.

by InsaneJesta November 5, 2007

pre-union celebration

1. The politically correct term for a "bachelor party" (or "bachelorette party"). Typically used to avoid the negative connotations associated with bachelor parties. 2. A celebration prior to a couple's wedding.

Benefit of the word: If used quickly, the listener may think you said "reunion" celebration and will not question you regarding a "pre-union" celebration.

Wife Scenario 1:

Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's bachelor party next weekend?"
Wife: "No."

Wife Scenario 2:

Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's pre-union celebration next weekend?"
Wife: "Sure honey, have fun."

Hotel Scenario 1:

Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a bachelor party!"
Hotel: "I'm sorry sir, we do not allow bachelor parties at Fancy Hotel due to excessive damage, drug use and prostitution that is typically associated with them. Good-bye."

Hotel Scenario 2:

Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a pre-union celebration!"
Hotel: "Excellent, sir. How many guests will be staying with us?"

by theSchneid June 14, 2011

celebant

Celibate for idiots. My friends tried to argue with me over it.

Hold up!!! What ya'll tryna say :kiss: ...You mean I homie can't stay celebant if he wants to??

by Joran September 16, 2006

cause de celebre

a cause or charity so over-hyped by media and/or celebrities it makes the general public feel brow beaten, turning them against the cause

The Truth campaign ads for anti-smoking, the cause de celebre, are so preachy they make me want to start smoking.

by paperBRAINS January 30, 2010

Celebrate

Alternative word for masterbation.

When I get home from school I'm going to make sure nobody is home. Then I'm going to sit in my bedroom and celebrate!

by Spencer Holowell May 5, 2004