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*siren noises* coronavirus
by twitch_user_datboi April 28, 2020
Get the coronavirusmug. A virus that everyone hates because it makes us have to stay inside all day long every day, also its canceling lots of people's birthday's, and the virus was created by China.
Nick: Dude I hate China
Brad: Why?
Nick: because they created Corona
Brad: what's wrong with Corona I love drinking it
Nick: No not that Corona, Coronavirus
Brad: Oh yeah man I don't like China either then
Brad: Why?
Nick: because they created Corona
Brad: what's wrong with Corona I love drinking it
Nick: No not that Corona, Coronavirus
Brad: Oh yeah man I don't like China either then
by Girls love cards♣️♦️♠️♥️ April 10, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. 1. A book written by M.J. Edwards in April 2020
2. Someone licking a public surface and getting sick about 2 weeks later
2. Someone licking a public surface and getting sick about 2 weeks later
1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Hey, I heard that Person 1 was Kissing The Coronavirus a few days ago
2. Hey, I heard that Person 1 was Kissing The Coronavirus a few days ago
by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020
Get the Kissing The Coronavirusmug. once upon a time a virus from china spread all over the world but in the us people hoarded toilet paper
by skrrt0683 April 9, 2020
Get the coronavirusmug. Guy 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS!
Guy 2: What??!
Guy 1: FUCK CORONAVIRUS I JUST EATED STRANGER'S POOP
Guy 2: Chill bro!
Guy 1: NOW I CAN'T GO TO THE MALL OR AIRPORT I JUST BOUGHT A HOTEL IN RUSSIA FOR $500!!!!
Guy 2: Why you don't go to my hotel?
Guy 1: YOU ARE A NASTY FUCK! YOUR HOTEL IS DIRTY I WANT TO.... *dies*
Guy 2: If you don't believe Coronavirus.... You're dead forever
Guy 1: *Saying "FUUUUUUUUUCK" In his brain*
Guy 2: What??!
Guy 1: FUCK CORONAVIRUS I JUST EATED STRANGER'S POOP
Guy 2: Chill bro!
Guy 1: NOW I CAN'T GO TO THE MALL OR AIRPORT I JUST BOUGHT A HOTEL IN RUSSIA FOR $500!!!!
Guy 2: Why you don't go to my hotel?
Guy 1: YOU ARE A NASTY FUCK! YOUR HOTEL IS DIRTY I WANT TO.... *dies*
Guy 2: If you don't believe Coronavirus.... You're dead forever
Guy 1: *Saying "FUUUUUUUUUCK" In his brain*
by Senickres August 31, 2021
Get the Coronavirusmug. People are no more tolerant of the coronavirus this year than last. A lot of them just let an entity shock them into compliant behavior (though they are not six years old), and the initial shock is no longer there, which is why the entity starts to come up with new reasons why the virus hasn't been eliminated (such as more infectious or deadly mutations) yet every time people start to feel less on edge about it, and more like their old dysfunctional selves (the people that never needed a normal or a new normal).
The coronavirus has been a social experiment to control human behavior more than it has been anything else. Will people tolerate not being liberated from a wildfire that will run out of fuel at some point, or will they let any sense of rights they still have burn in it? People have no rights as long as they're not waking up or standing up.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
Get the Coronavirusmug. 