computer crash 

when your computers hard drive is holding so much porn that it just simply quits.

bob:why doesnt your computer work?

jon:i was watching porn and it just stopped working

bob:sounds like a computer crash!

computer crash by dont shoot March 5, 2011

computer science 

Computer major for
1) Hardcore computer people who want power Power POWER!
2) Masochistic individual who enjoys punishing himself
3) One who wants to become a programmer

Don't confuse a CS msjor for one who majors in Information Systems, or "Lazy Man's CS". Information Systems is more similar to majoring in Word.

LA LA LA LA LA, I'm in computer science, I want to be a programmer, yeah, that's it school, rape my ass! Bastards.

computer science by Nobbe November 19, 2003

Computer AIDS 

A lethal virus contracted on one's computer due to excessive observation of pornography. Generally non-curable.

Tyrone: Yo, I gots mad computer AIDS 'cause I be watchin' like nine consecutive hours of porn yesterday.
Louis: Yo, shit.
Tyrone: Word.

Computer AIDS by Dontrell January 18, 2008

Computer Eye 

1. The burning sensation in your eyes when blinking, caused by staring at a moniter for one too many hours.

Man! I really started getting Computer Eye after 2 in the morning, surfing the web.

Computer Eye by Druqks December 28, 2008

Computer Cutie 

A girl who looks good on myspace and/or facebook but is hideous in real life. A dime that turns out is a whale or something of that sort. Similar the 40 yard fakeout but through a computer screen.

Damn son, I went to meet Tanya from myspace, but turns out she was a computer cutie. I ran like hell.

Computer Cutie by Peetiewonder April 17, 2009

computer head 

When your mind is no longer your own due to long work hours and voluminous documentation requirements.

I’ve got a seriously bad case of computer head and will need to recuperate outdoors all this weekend.

computer head by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

Computer Dating 

Computer Dating

It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"

See also:
Online Dating

Computer Dating:

Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD

Computer Dating by rzhhhh June 21, 2011