Buttcheeks

Used as a code word for weed
because the W in weed sorta looks like buttcheeks.

I have buttcheeks in my pocket!

Im gonna go do some buttcheeks after school, you wanna come?

by JoeyNGU October 15, 2008

buttmuncher

one who stalks someone or follows them around 24/7 ; annoying person

he is such a buttmuncher

by jose4563 October 13, 2011

rocked in the buttcheeks

1. a phrase used to describe any act where something is done to a person behind their back or unknowingly.

2. something done to someone without their authority or appoval.

3. basically sticking to someone without them knowing it

- hey dion left his computer logged on
lets post a queer message under his name
- he got rocked in the buttcheeks

by CHRIS ARTIS November 26, 2006

Buttcheese

Used as a verb, when someone buttcheeses you, they stick their particulary stinky anus in your face.

"Dude Will just Buttcheesed me!"
"Don't you know he's gay?!"

by bamsaw April 9, 2008

Buttfucker Blues

When you crave anal sex.

I heard Johnny is suffering from the buttfucker blues again.

by Tron1982 February 3, 2017

Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome

A condition in which a guy, typically with a woman's name, has a micro penis, can't make a woman orgasm, and mopes around like a dopey turtle his entire life. See also Douchebag, Mrytle, Asshat.

That guy is such a moron. I think he must have Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome.

by Bonequisia January 24, 2011

Clenched buttcheeks

Another name for a try-hard. this is the act of being the try hard.

After working long hours at his job, Michael had to stay over and work overtime. You can say he had clenched buttcheeks.

by Dick Changler March 27, 2015