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bisexual

A real sexuality, liking both males and females. Girls will often pretend to be bi just to get a guys attention when they really aren't. Don't let these girls fool you. They are just attention whores who have so little going for them, that they have to resort to making out with anohter girl for a guy to notice them.
Amy is attracted to both Males and Females, and so she is a bisexual.

Jill only finds men attractive, but resorts to making out with girls for attention.
by anonymous September 29, 2004
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Bisexual Hands

Playing with a girls tits while finger banging your own bunghole
Zakke couldn’t get enough with one hand, so he used his bisexual hands
by CrazyJ72 June 4, 2018
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hand bisexual

When one can use their left hand and right hand with equal or near ability. In other words your hands go both ways. AKA "ambidextrous"
I sprained my right thumb, luckily I'm Hand Bisexual and can still write, draw and throw.
by AwkwardLoser January 20, 2014
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PG-13 Bisexual

When you're straight but would make out with someone of the same gender.
You would only do PG-13 things with someone of the same sex.
Nicole: hey do you see that girl over there?
Julia: yeah! she's cute!
Nicole: I'd make out with her but I don't want my face near another girl's vagina.
Julia: you're PG-13 bisexual for sure, girl!
by tsunamikitten January 18, 2015
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bisexual

In Roman times, the average man. In modern times, the average woman.
"I had a sense that Gudeau might bat from both sides of the plate." --ettercap
by Killing Kittens June 20, 2004
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Bisexual

"Bisexual" is a term used to refer to those who are sexually and emotionally attracted to members of both genders.

Unfortunately in today's society bisexuals are not taken seriously. There are 3 types of "bisexual" (only one of which is genuine);

1. The genuine bisexual. This needs no further explanation.

2. The gay bisexual. This is someone who is actually homosexual but tells people they are bisexual to be able to have relationships with their own gender while feeling more socially accepted than they would if the truth was known about their sexual preference.

3. The attention seeker. These are mostly promiscuous females. Males tend to have a habit of liking seeing girls being sexual with other girls while still liking males. Desperate females claim bisexuality to get sex with superficial guys. If you are male, stay away from these girls. Actually, stay away from these girls no matter who you are.
1. Sarah is in a relationship with Sean. She loves him but she has deep feelings for her long lost friend, Cat, too.

2. Andrew has never been attracted to females, but he is dating one. His friends know him as bisexual, however.

3. Emma has trouble getting guys. One day she tells some guys that she is bisexual and they are impressed. She then tells everyone she meets and gets sex whenever she wants it...until she dies of syphilis. AHAHAHA!
by look-out September 22, 2008
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Misleading and Bisexual

A semi version of "Fake and Gay". First coined by Ray William Johnson in =3 (A popular youtube show)

It is used to show that a video is not fake and gay but is somewhere in the middle.
Bob: Yo that video was fake and gay!
George: Nah man, more like Misleading and Bisexual.
by Wow I can't even use my name! February 27, 2010
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