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bunny boiler

n. a woman who follows or observes her mark persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement (stress derangement). A bunny boiler's mark is a man that she has had sex with maybe one time, usually this man is hard working and strives to succeed profesionally and in life. A bunny boiler's plan consists of plan A and plan B.

Plan A: The ultimate goal of a bunny boiler is to fix her mark's life by interfering and/or setting him up and blackmailing him in an effort to force him into a horrible relationship that was never meant to be. The bunny boiler's goal is almost certainly a recipe for disaster and a fate worse than death itself. When the plan begins to fail the bunny boiler then resorts to plan B: destruction.

The term is taken from Glenn Close's character in 'Fatal Attraction', who after engaging in a steamy hot one time sex scene with a colleague, Michael Douglas' character, she resorts to boiling her former one time sex parter's family pet rabbit in an all out war aimed at disrupting his life, family, career and destroy (emphasis on destroy) him for not wanting a sincere man/woman (nuclear family) type relationship with her.
An open letter to all bunny boilers:

Dear Bunny Boilers (you know who you are):

I am sorry that it didn't work out. Really I meant you no harm and hope that you had a good time. I am sure you will find a new boy friend.

Your friend always

E. Nuff Allready
by nick April 11, 2006
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Bunny Kicker

An individual who sees fit to harm those of weaker physical or mental stature. Moreover, being that bunnies are among the smallest, harmless, most defenseless creatures, Bunny Kicking is the act of hurting someone or something that could never hurt you, would never want to hurt you and is vulnerable to your abuse.

**Strong reference to the evaluative psychological question of torturing small animals.
**Implication that the above-described mean person has issues.
**Can also be used light-heartedly for the occasional mean outburst that all humans suffer from.
There was absolutely no reason for him to yell at her in front of her friends. His career is suffering, so he is taking it out on her. He's such a Bunny Kicker!
by Natalie & Katie August 13, 2006
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Bunny rouble

-I'm in bunny
-what?
-bunny rouble!
-ha?!
-TROUBLE!!
by bunny nack September 22, 2009
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Bunny Muncher

A name given to a short female with protruding teeth that gives oral sex and swallows afterwards.
She was the best Bunny Muncher ever.
by groundhogday May 23, 2013
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bunny muncher

A content short bubbly person that perches and chews food
She ate that carrot like a bunny muncher
by greenracetrack May 23, 2013
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Bunny Chow

When you use saliva as lubricant during masturbation shortly after consuming a meal. This results in tiny wet crumbs all over your penis/vagina, which in turn attracts small fluffy bunny rabbits that nibble on your gentiles that leaves them looking like the popular South African dish.
I fancied a wank after dinner last night but ended up getting a load of bunny chow all over myself, then some rabbits came and nibbled off my cock.
by Dewster August 4, 2020
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bunny bumping

The act of making out while you and the other person are pressed up against an object such as a wall, a car, or a friend and grinding into each other. See dry sex.
"Dude, my girlfriend and I were bunny bumping against the washer and dryer last night"
by Ace Linnare July 14, 2008
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