Douche Baggery

The various antics of a douche bag.

If your friend asks you for phone sex, then asks someone else when you go on vacation and don't get phone service, gets to 3rd base and refuses to kiss you because he is waiting until he is married, then kisses you once, tells you he wants to marry you and turns out to be trying to get with one of your best friends, lies about your kiss, begs you to forgive him- and you DO forgive his douche baggery- only to be told "we are too deeply in love to have a normal relationship".... and days later is going out (which he wouldn't do with you because "dating is meaningless") with a completely new girl... THAT is a douche bag, committing some serious douche baggery.

by wouldnt you like to know...96 January 18, 2009

freshman bagger

when a junior or a senior in high school uses his upperclassman status to try and get freshman chicks

man you know that kid Omar, he's a freshman bagger

by Moe1888 April 16, 2008

Bagger

These are the criminals of the world. People that are baggers would steal candy from a baby and are sodm. You can catch them at the local bar at noon because they do not want to get a job because they are happily living off food stamps, however those who aren't completely sodm and have a job often complain when they get paid minimum wage for doing a small job. They also find a way to always get in trouble with the police for committing crimes but complain by saying that they are targeted. Baggers are found all over the world except for North Korea because everyone in North Korea loves their leader.

1. Person 1:"I hate baggers so much!"

Person 2:"What happened"

Person 1:"A bagger stole my lunch and took candy from my kid."

Person 2:"Wow that's sodm"

2. "Why is the bagger population growing"

by roflrofl57 April 1, 2017

Plastic Bagger

A person who is sooooo ugly they need a plastic bag over their head while a guy is screwing them and at the end they are suffocatied and killed.

Poor Julia has died due to suffocation with a plastic bag....=p

by Sara February 4, 2005

tripple bagger

a brown paper bag for when your fucking that ugly bitch, one for you, and one any poor soul that happens to walk by and see.

by Tito September 18, 2003

brown-bagger

Hot bod and a nightmare of face.

Implying you would befoul her...if you could stand to look above her shoulders...or were simply drunk enough.

"That chick over there is definitely a brown-bagger with those goods and that face."

by D0TY February 18, 2003

Paper Bagger

Someone with an ugly face but hot body; a paper bag over the head would render them infinitely more sexually attractive.

Amy: Is Katy's new boyfriend hot?
Rachel: He works out a lot but he has acne and crooked teeth. He's a total Paper Bagger.

by livefastdieyoung August 9, 2009