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Arkansas Bracelet 

First, take a six-pack of beer. Then, remove one of the beers & begin drinking it. Next, stick your hand through the hole that's left. You now have a classy looking Arkansas Bracelet that you can wear for the rest of the night, & you aren't going to forget where your beer is either. Or you might forget, if things get really awesome.

There is controversy surrounding what to do when (if) you decide to ever remove an empty Arkansas Bracelet. Some say that you should cut it up & put it in the recycle bin so that it doesn't hurt any dolphins. Others say that if these dolphins are so "evolved" & "intelligent", then they ought to be able to avoid sticking their noses through small plastic rings & dying because of this.
The party only really got going when Jack stepped in rocking a Bud Ice Arkansas Bracelet on each wrist.
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jelly bracelet

Thin, stretchy bracelets worn by middle-and-high-school students in many different colors and patterns. They are often mistaken as "sex bracelets", where the circumstance is that supposedly if a guy pulls one off a girl and breaks it, he has to perform a sexual act with her (the color determines what they do. This ranges from a simple hug to oral sex). Though, most students wear them for fashion reasons. The hidden, sexual purpose of these bracelets was probably invented by some drunk college kids..."Hey, lets fuck each other. But we need a reason. Besides the fact that we're stoned. Hey, let's pretend that we need to have our bracelets snapped to be fucked!!! Yeahhh!"
Katie got some awesome new jelly bracelets at Hot Topic. They're black and red and purple. But Emily got some really nice pink sparkley ones at Claires.

Joe: Hey, Kate! Brandon snapped your bracelet! And it was red and black! You have to do 69! Hahahaha! Brandon and Kate! Brandon and Kate!
Me: Burn in hell, you worthless piece of shit.
jelly bracelet by Yours Truly June 22, 2004

Bruces Burritos 

The most delicious place to eat any sort of mexican food outside of mexico, possibly even inside mexico. Whenever you come to Bruces you will be intensely pleased in the mouth and can't wait to come back for more. Bruce's is the only restaurant in the state of Maine that is is perfectly acceptable, and even expected for stoners to come dine in, most commonly known as Bruce's.
Lets get stoned and go to Bruces Burritos

braeside 

Braeside is word for some one who is in a very cool or relaxed state.
Hey did you see Mark and Andrea today? They look like they are in braeside.
braeside by JoshDraws July 28, 2020

Braes high 

the place where people with real talents come to become lifeless miserable bastards, and they feed you cardboard pizza and mr livvy likes to shout at you for nothing
hey what school do you go to?

i go to the shitehole known as braes high
Braes high by Cillmaster November 16, 2022

Onion Bracelet 

The ring of fecal matter found around the wrist after penetration of the anus with the fist, colloquially known as 'Fisting'.
I Fisted that man from the nightclub and ended up with an onion bracelet at the end of the night.
Onion Bracelet by Potty. S April 17, 2014

inverted bracelets 

the mark left behind from cutting wrists
kid 1: did you hear about Marcus? he's got inverted bracelets
kid 2: oh shit, we should <insert emotional support>