by Strudel Doom October 6, 2018
An event that happens the Monday after the Super Bowl, where you spend all day on the toilet pooping after eating pounds of junk food and drinking liters of beer.
*At work on the Monday after the Super Bowl*
Boss: "Hey Jason, do you know where Tim is? He was supposed to send the spreadsheets to my office an hour ago?"
Jason: "He's in the bathroom"
Boss: "Oh yeah! It's super bowel monday today!" Hold on, I think I have to go to.
Boss: "Hey Jason, do you know where Tim is? He was supposed to send the spreadsheets to my office an hour ago?"
Jason: "He's in the bathroom"
Boss: "Oh yeah! It's super bowel monday today!" Hold on, I think I have to go to.
by partyrockstar222 February 3, 2020
Also known as IBMS. A condition affecting many people but widely undiscussed. It creates a sensation of tingling and bloating in the gastrointestinal tract, which then leads to spontaneous bowel movements of which the affected has no control. The bowel movements can vary whether they are consisted of urine, stool or both and they can also vary in quantity.
-I heard you crapped your pants the other day during your presentation.
-It's not my fault, I can't help it...
-How come?
-I don't like to talk about it.
-C'mon, you can let me know, we're best buds!
-Well, okay.....I have Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome
-Oh, IBMS.
-How do you know about it?
-My mum's had it for a few years, so I know how you feel.
-It's not my fault, I can't help it...
-How come?
-I don't like to talk about it.
-C'mon, you can let me know, we're best buds!
-Well, okay.....I have Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome
-Oh, IBMS.
-How do you know about it?
-My mum's had it for a few years, so I know how you feel.
by lvthmyrkfrv November 11, 2009
by Timothy July 12, 2004
by PoeHopIn March 17, 2011
irritable bowel syndrome is a type of person that makes weird sound effects when they are talking and refuses to kiss their boyfriend at the door.
Oh that irritable bowel syndrome she left my man hanging at the door and started squawking while she was telling me about a hike she went on.
by zeebeegeez November 16, 2018
(N). eng.; the act of receiveing fellatio from your spouse after they forget to lock the door while they are making a bowel movement.
Are you familiar with the blumpkin?
"Yeah sure, who isn't?"
Ok, well Laura refuses. However yesterday when she was taking a shit I stood in front of her and she blew me. Buccal Cavity Bowel Buster !!!
"Yeah sure, who isn't?"
Ok, well Laura refuses. However yesterday when she was taking a shit I stood in front of her and she blew me. Buccal Cavity Bowel Buster !!!
by Broskiniwitcz May 23, 2014