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Poon the boon

Anything. It can range from the gross and insulting (I pooned your girlfriend's boon) to the mundane (My car was dirty so I pooned its boon).
"Billy was being a bitch, so I pooned his boon."

"Billy's mom is hot, so I pooned her boon. Twice."

"Billy's dog Blindy is cute, so I pooned its boon."

"I don't appreciate Billy's attitude, so I pooned his boon when he was sleeping. That taught him a lesson."

"Billy, if you don't take that dildo out of your ass right now I'll poon your boon until you're forty!"

"Remember when I pooned the boon all over Billy's rug? That was quite a weekend!"

"Billy's mom will poon your boon for a nickle!"

"Green Day, the greatest band ever, totally poons the boon. Billy, being a stuipd little bitch, does not."

"Billy sucks. Poon the boon!"
by El Gambito December 14, 2004
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michael bolton

An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
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boonana

A better term for the word "boo", your significant other.
Me and my boonana are gonna chill tonight.
by ZUnit26 July 29, 2010
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bogon

A person who can't quite qualify as a hipster, although strives to; and still holds bogan qualities despite strong efforts to repress such attributes.

(Australia east coast specific) A person that strictly buys fair trade organic coffee, attends 'politics in the pub', studies social science, wears jeans and shoes bought at second hand shops, and then drives their SS ute to a rugby league match and opts for cheaper beers such as VB or Tooheys New.

They attend blue-grass and jazz concerts for the image but would probably prefer to be listening to ACDC polishing their ute at home.

They like the image of appearing environmentally green in social situations, but work down a coal mine and boast about the money it pays with close friends.
"he's definately a bogon"

"Thats a nice vintage fixie he's riding; although that Nixon watch he's wearing reeks bogon"
by novojackson September 30, 2011
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baton

a sport where young-in-shape bodies do hard tricks and manuvers with batons, but make them appear easy so nobody is really interested. The "twirlers" wear way too expensive sparkly costumes in attempt to draw more attention to them then their competitors. Usually suffer from head,fingers, and sometimes face trauma. Pay hundreds of dollars to win a few trophies and hang out with friends. Give good-luck gifts to people they dont even like to be a "good sport". They spend more time practicing or in a gym then they do living normal lives, and usually they love it.
similar to gymnastics or dance.
I practiced for 6 months and so i got a really big trophy at my baton competition!
by gl!tter January 8, 2009
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Baton

Oh, your baton is big long and rubbery!
by OJFIsCool January 1, 2012
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Botond

A sick person who plays cool computer games
He is a Botond
by Bob yeeets November 4, 2020
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