dirty bumper

When you are racing in the house like you have a tampon in the wrong hole and eyes wide open like the first time you had anal... cause saying "I'm crowning" is the nice version of what is going on at your back door.

Dammit, outta my way (waddling to the bathroom), I have a dirty bumper!

by Regina McSasserson June 9, 2014

lil’ blurper

lil’ water buddy who blurps

“Blurp” , said the lil’ blurper.

by Sky Commander Winkie June 12, 2018

Double Blumperdecker

When one person shits in the water tank, preferably onto the ballcock, while receiving oral sex from a partner who is sitting on the toilet, AC Slater style, also taking a shit.

So I went to leave an Upper Decker in Bill's toilet, but Mary came in and offered to give me a Double Blumperdecker since she had to shit, too.

by Tarzanello April 1, 2015

bumper waltz

when the amount of people slow dancing is larger than the space provided and couples run into each other repeatedly.

"Someone stepped on the back of my feet 5 times in that bumper waltz."

by runblue July 26, 2009

Bumper Sticker Buddhism

Succinct spiritual phrase supposedly attributed to a wide range of so-called spiritual leaders or guru such as, e.g., Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra, Ghandi, Dalai Lama or Jesus that offer a shortcut to enlightened consciousness. They are often posted as a status on Facebook or in public toilets. Examples of Bumper Stickers Buddhism
- “The secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – Abraham Lincoln”

- “Try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – Elvis”

- “You are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – Plato”

I’m tired of your bumper sticker Buddhism

I’ve been to see my massage therapist and had to hear her bumper sticker Buddhism for an hour.

by Potimarron October 5, 2013

Blumpkrimjob

The act of performing fellatio whilst the receiving party defecates. However, during the act your tongue intermittently embarks on a pilgrimage to brown town.

Stacey was giving me a blumpkin and decided to brave the depths of the nether portal thus the blumpkrimjob was born.

by KrisPcueKumber October 25, 2017

blupper

to combine breakfast, lunch and supper into one full meal

I worked so much today that i only had time for blupper

by Mizzrym July 11, 2003