bummerang

when your girl/boyfriend is chronically bumming you out but you keep going back to them

my girlfriend is acting like such a bummerang, but that poonani isn't worth leaving

by Thatoneguybythewaterincali November 26, 2015

Bummeroonie

Savage; but also kind of a bummer

Dude, that burn was a total bummeroonie

by jpatato April 5, 2017

Blumber jack

A blumber jack is variant of a blumpkin that involves covering your genitals with Vermont maple syrup and putting a flannel blindfold on your partner. Willing recipients can be found at Walmart or in the popeyes bathroom!

She got some syrup at the store guess I'm getting a blumber jack tonight bro

by Shammalammadingdong666 November 17, 2018

blumperkuffnin

The lowest of low. The worst of the worst. The absolute most garbage human being ever to exist.

Hey, do you know that girl Kelsey?
Yeah, she’s such a Blumperkuffnin

by acclimator May 16, 2020

Bummerine

bumməˌrēn

Verb: The act of placing your buddy's nose betwixt your buttocks and riding it like a hobby horse after they have succumbed to excessive alcohol or recreational drug consumption.

Noun: Deterrent. "Moderate your consumption of alcohol or there's a possibility you will fall victim to a bummerine."

Exclamation: The expression of exaltation while performing said act.

ORIGIN

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BUMMERINE

The remaining guests of the social gather knew it was time to vacate when the host performed a bummerine on his best friend.

by SquireStudman April 8, 2022

Brummer

A Bruh Moment and a Bummer.

"Hey sorry, my mom said I can't hangout tonight."

"That's a brummer. You're 28."

by GrandsonOfVader February 14, 2023

Stealth bummer

A man who has successfully concealed his sexuality to take advantage of his heterosexual friends.

Bert - "The pub went queer under the new owner, our lawyer friend. No more real beer, no more blazing fire. Now it's strictly for "style conscious gentlemen" only.

Bill - "Yeah we're done for now - nowhere left to go in the village. Sad. And we thought Mike was one of us. He was just casing the joint. Look at it now - all mirrors and pictures of fucking male pop stars and stuff and shitty music."

Bert - "Makes you sick. Our last real watering hole taken out by a stealth bummer!"

by bromp December 18, 2007