Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.
Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming
by BigDaddy Double J April 14, 2016
Get the blooming cuntmug. by CarlTensine June 5, 2021
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Get the bloom soonmug. by hippommmm October 11, 2020
Get the madison bloommug. A place that will kick your child out of school because they dont meet gpa criteria. Instead of giving them any form of help they give you a temporary IEP until they can find somewhere to put your under-achieving child. Almost on all occasions a blooming prairie MN has shitty dine in aswell. All food is moldy.
by Sirhardknocks January 30, 2021
Get the Blooming Prairie MNmug. Lateral bloom is when two countries with complementary resources form a strategic, mutually-beneficial partnership, resulting in prosperity and a flourishing of both of their economies, education, and people.
The relocation of an up-and-coming IT firm from Bangalore to Armenia created lateral bloom for both economies.
by GlobalistaFC December 1, 2016
Get the Lateral bloommug. FWTB
A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.
A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.
Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:
A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and
B) Requires Zero work what so ever.
And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.
A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.
Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:
A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and
B) Requires Zero work what so ever.
And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
Get the Flowers waiting to bloommug.