Bloofer

When a woman’s queef can’t escape her pussy and is forced into a man’s dick hole.

My friend Daniel’s dick was so swollen after getting a long bloofer from his Girlfirend.

by BLOOFER9000 May 13, 2022

Blomp

To show excessive affection for on one's blog. From glomp and blog.

Guy: "Man, have you seen how much Sarah's been talking about Jim on her blog?"
Girl: "Yeah, she totally blomped him."

by Shrapnelwolf April 20, 2010

Bloofer

A Fat Blunt

I'm gonna smoke me a bloofer.

by Dil_S3V4 October 26, 2017

Blomp

fat belly made of pudge

if someone has a blomp it means they have fat-ish belly but they are not actually overweight.

by Matt (Blompcube) May 8, 2005

Bloff

30 Second Blow Job

"Mary, I need you to bloff me."

by mj123456 January 12, 2014

Blomit

The act of receiving a blow job and simultaneously puking.

I think i'm about to puke I could really go for a blomit.

by BS, SG, Chaz January 12, 2009

Blompy

Defecating on your sexual partner just after climax.

Jose gave a mean blompy to Tineesha last night at the Motel 6.

by JackedNick April 30, 2006