beartrap

1) a large metal device soon to be featured in the winter olympics.

especially in down hill skiing and ice hockey!

beartraps arent that funny!

by sammysox April 6, 2010

bleathing

When someone is bleeding and breathing at the same time

911 operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: HELP! my friend is bleathing!

by Reglynn1st May 4, 2017

blarting

After the act of anal sex, the woman shoots the ejaculate out of her anus and snorts it like a line of coke.

Dude shelly has been blarting me for weeks!

by PdotJ5ive January 13, 2011

Bearthy

A very cute dog of small size

I saw a cute bearthy at the pet store.

by Bearthy Shnoog October 26, 2009

BLEARGH

The noise that is made when someone on southpark dies.

*person walking on train tracks*, *gets hit by train* "BLEARGH!!!"

by anonymous464645 December 28, 2005

Blart

A blasting fart. The sound can be described as trumpet-like... loud, high-pitched and choppy.

After a big chili dinner, I was kept up all night by my lover's gunshot blarts and my bedroom now smells like beans.

by KVC-KillMePlease July 7, 2008

Blarting

The act of a male and female chest being pressed togeter making a seeming flatulent sound. Usually done during intercoarse.

The two lovers were wrestling when the boobs where pressed against the chest of the male the male mistankenly thought the woman had farted but was really blarting.

by the lovers April 27, 2009