i only shoot blanks

I have had a vasectomy (tubes tied) my ejaculate cum contains no sperms, cannot make you pregnant, therefore let us fuck each other silly

Hi Babe! We should get to know each other better - I only shoot blanks ...

by MrWhooHoo January 19, 2014

Blackspoken

Adjective: to sound
African American when you are
not, usually to someone's
surprise.

When someone of non -black background sounds black and it catches you
by surprise because you
expected to hear them
sound ethnic and you say,
"wow, my girlfriend Venessa calls her girlfriends bro, she is blackspoken".

by VenessasBigDaddy May 9, 2014

Rebecca Blacks Syndrome

A condition which people overly obsess about Fridays and have tendencies to break out into song expressing their love for their favorite day of the week.

Ben Dover: It's Friday, Friday, Gonna get down on Friday

Me: Wow you like that song? Your gay...

Ben Dover: Everybodys lookin forward to the weekend, weekend.

Me: Shut the fuck up.

Ben Dover: Partyin, Partyin, Yeah!

Me: I told you...SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.

Ben Dover: Partyin, Partyin, Yeah!

Me: I hate people with Rebecca Blacks Syndrome...

by MentallyDtarded April 19, 2011

blacks beach

It's a pretty nice beach right by UCSD, across Muir college.

They say that it's a world-renowned surf spot, but i think it's all right (I'm from Hawaii, so i'm spoiled by the warm water + hot chicks in bikinis).

Waves are usually better in the morning compared to afternoon.

There are several entrances to blacks (because it's a couple miles long until reaching Del Mar beach).

Contrary to popular belief, the beach itself is not a nudist beach; there's a designated part where being nude is legal.

me - 'ey, let's go surfing at blacks beach this afternoon
my friend - naww man, waves are better in the morning.
me - fu, it's fuking cold in the morning.

My friend - dude, i surf butt naked today at blacks!
me - wtf? i have never seen anyone do that
my friend - at the nudist part mang.
me - oh~. i'll try it later when it gets warm.

by Korean surfer dude November 3, 2009

shoot blanks

male dry orgasm due to sexual technique, diabates, post prostate removal, et al. For many males who can no longer expel semen due to medical procedure or illness it is a negative, depressing, and angry loss. Sexual sensation is diminished or orgasm is painful. sexual tension is not sufficiently alleviated with permanent dry orgasm.

After prostate removal by the up the dick method, I can no longer shoot my load. I can only shoot blanks. I hope my urlogist's genitals falls off.

by ymouszanon March 30, 2015

Blackscent

A black persons accent.... typically from the Bay Area

Black dude: Yall Niggaz crazy with that donk n guap shit
White Guy: Stop using that blackscent i cant understand you nigger

by DiscoD December 17, 2007

Blacksmoking

The process involving Diesel Trucks of any make that when accelerated quickly and timely will release a large plume of black smoke from the exhaust pipe and subsequently engulf a person or group of people. This process takes practice and precision to really get accurate and anger the intended people.

When driving around on campus, blacksmoking unsuspecting students will garner an angry response from the victim and hilarity within the truck.

by Blacksmoker May 6, 2009