boner blanket

a blanket that a man uses to cover is aroused penis when watching a movie (i.e. porno) with his friends

Hey dude, before you start the movie, can you pass me that boner blanket.

by nouveaupauvre December 31, 2007

Wolf Blanket

A person who, more than likely, has a big fleecy blanket on their bed that depicts one or more wolves howling at the moon.

Actual proof of the blanket is not needed to label someone a Wolf Blanket. This is a first-impression label for people who eminate wolf blanket vibes.

Some clues that a person might be a Wolf Blanket: they collect swords, they tuck their shirts into their cargo pants, they wear jewellery with medieval symbols on it, they are overweight, they speak Elvish.

When you see a Wolf Blanket, you just know.

My medieval poetry class is full of Wolf Blankets.

by 2Tonne October 15, 2009

ass blanket

An action or strategy that quickly and effectively indemnifies someone or insulates them from a negative consequence.

Derived from "cover your ass," or CYA. (A blanket can easily and completely cover one's ass.)

When Bob's project group didn't meet projections, the programmers got all the blame because of one ass-blanket email Bob sent out criticizing his IT support.

"Why doesn't the boss fire that lazy, incompetent secretary of his?"
"Because if something doesn't get done, he can just blame her. She's his ass blanket."

by Ju1iet February 29, 2008

Fuck Blanket

A blanket or cloth, used to wipe off the sweat and bodily fluids off of 2 or more people after sex.

Hey Brad! Dont use that towel to dry your hair man! That is mine and your sisters fuck blanket!

When me and Brad tag-teamed your mom, we greased her up so bad she needed a fuck blanket afterwards.

by LiquidHat March 27, 2010

Dick Blanket

In the event that a male is demonstrating less than manly and or tough qualities and therefore being a baby, Dick Blanket is meant to take the place of pussy. Afterall, Betty White did say that a pussy "sure can take a beating"

Kasey: "I can't pull the trigger"
Karina:" Quit being such a dick blanket"

by bsprinkles February 17, 2013

Two Pigs in a Blanket

When two homosexual men engage in the act of docking while simultaneously wrapping the saggy scrotum of a third homosexual man around the two docked and throbbing penises creating a biscuit shape representing two pigs in a blanket.

“Hey, did you hear Brad and Chad were engaged in their weekly docking when brad’s creepy uncle walked in and wrapped his saggy ball sack around their fully docked penises. He called it two pigs in a blanket.”

by Trpldckng October 26, 2018

bear cubs fighting under a blanket

When woman has an ass so fine it looks like two small bear cubs fighting under a blanket when she walks.

"Damn, That girls ass in those jeans looks like two bear cubs fighting under a blanket."

by 99z28mark April 4, 2009