blazing blunts

means getting high, smoking maraijuana and getting high.

We were blazing blunts at the party all night man

by David November 4, 2003

blazing motherfucker

A masochistic or malicious sex move (depending on the user's intent) performed by the posterior partner having intercourse with a person from behind (as in the doggy-style or reverse-cowgirl positions) and smoking a cigarette at the same time; after climaxing, the posterior partner burns the anterior partner's back with the cigarette, pulls out and leaves (while still smoking the cigarette) before the anterior partner has a chance to climax.

I gave Jenny a blazing motherfucker last night. She was so pissed! She ended up with a nasty burn on her back and didn't even orgasm.

by BlazingMotherfucker October 19, 2009

baking a quiche

The worst excuse to use when peeing behind a dumpster.

Police Officer: Sir what are you doing?

Guy: Don"t mind me officers, I'm just baking a quiche.

by solid goldner March 2, 2011

Blaringly

A portmanteau of the words 'blatantly' and 'glaringly'.

It was blaringly obvious that she had something to hide.

by Demonicpillow December 13, 2012

Baking soda

It's usually used for cleaning/cooking purposes, but it can act like cocaine for the broke and misfortunate living in the ghetto. It's easy to find at your local stores; much less expensive than cocaine. It doesn't have the same effects as cocaine, but people can only pretend.

"I'm in love with that baking soda!"
"Look at all this baking soda"
"You have the baking soda?"
"I got baking soda!!!"

by Nashsalz January 26, 2015

bloking

the act of going out into public in search of attractive males ("blokes"), with the intention of potentially meeting a suitable mate. The act is often conducted along with the consumption of alcohol.

Much as men may go "creeping" or "wenching" for young women, women may go bloking for young men.

I'm sure my ex is out there creeping for girls right now. I might as well get drunk and go bloking and see if I can get laid, too.

My friend and I went shopping and bought sexy new clothes, so we decided to dress up and go bloking that night.

by DQsomethingdifferent August 14, 2011

Blazing Blumpkin

When you are receiving a blumpkin during a horrible case of diarrhea.

She agreed to give me a blumpkin, though the event was bittersweet. The girl did a good job, but my burrito from last night turned this blumpkin into a Blazing Blumpkin. At the end of the ordeal, my dirt star looked like a red giant.

by KC Mojo July 19, 2010