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Bladder gravity

The force that causes you to instantly have to pee when you are out drinking with friends. Usually inconveniently timed.
OMG - I got up to get another tequila shot and I got a bad case of bladder gravity!
by Bethany Joyful May 10, 2016
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Bladder triggered

when you have to pee, so everything triggers you
Sorry I was so rude in 4th period I was bladder triggered
by dabdaddy1995 April 27, 2017
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bladdergut

Someone who drinks a lot. Not only alcohol, but water /soft drinks too.
A Bladdergut has a huge need for liquids.
Bladdergut children are always at the drinking fountains or thirstily draining bottles of lemonade on camping holidays without sharing or saving drink for their siblings.
James is such a bladdergut....he guzzled all the lemonade and saved none for us, selfish git.
Watch Nick...he is a bit of a bladdergut, he will want to use your loo and will pee on the seat.
Catherine is a thirsty kid...a bladdergut, has to have a drink with meals or can't eat.
by Oakbark September 2, 2018
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Braddy

A person, character trait, or thing that is very cringey beyond just cringe.
This person thinks they can sing very well, but they actually suck. Watching them sing is very braddy.
by Josey1031 March 27, 2019
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bladder brain

The inability to concentrate on the simplest of tasks, because you're about to piss yourself.

Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.
While driving to an emergency:

Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."

Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"
by GrabTheGoBag November 11, 2019
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bladder birth

when you hold the piss in for a super long time, and when you finally let it out, you feel like a new person.
i just had a bladder birth after holding my piss in for 24 hours, and i feel like a new man.
by t0x1c w4st3 March 11, 2021
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baddy boy

“He dresses like a girl
“He’s such a baddy boy”
by bawb May 11, 2021
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