Squeezing the Beetle

The act of manually stimulating a clitoris.

Sam said she had a good time last night." "She better have, I spent all night squeezing the beetle.

by Sam Puckett January 2, 2011

Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet

When a fat woman has big fat flaps and fat upper legs. The vagina pertrudes outwards and down to a point to create a Mk1 Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet effect (the slit being the line down the middle of the bonnet).

'mate, that fat slosher must have a proper Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet under those hotpants'

by Sal86xxx January 13, 2009

bently

Retarded way of spelling Bentley.

A Person Very Rich That Has A Bently With A Refrig In The Back Seat With % TVs!!

A person With A Bently!!


Meesa dumb shit!

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

Beetle Juice

A fat African-American man with messed up teeth, he is 3 feet, 2 inches and is also known as Siyani. His street fighting move is called the Siyani-Grab. This is where he takes his hand and grabs the opponents Testicles until they rip off.

" Dude Beetle Juice is one small retarted midget, he smells awful."

by Sausage April 9, 2005

beetlehood

Camel toe, moose knuckle, vertical taco, the vulva!

look at the beetlehood on that chick... you could park your bike in it!

by Captain Beetle Hood January 6, 2005

Beetlespin

1. A fishing Lure.
2. A dominant trivia team.

1. We caught the hell out of some bass with the beetlespin.
2. Were you at trivia last night? Beetlespin cheesedogged the fuck out of the competition!

by The HLG July 3, 2008

Pussy Beetle

An insect that is a member of the bed bug family that breeds inside of prostitutes vaginas.

"Bro I just went to the free clinic today, and the doctor said I contracted pussy beetles in my pee hole."

by Livvybabydolls July 6, 2018