beetlehood

Camel toe, moose knuckle, vertical taco, the vulva!

look at the beetlehood on that chick... you could park your bike in it!

by Captain Beetle Hood January 6, 2005

beetle hood

Camel toe, moose knuckle, vertical taco, the vulva

look at the beetle hood on that chick... you could park your bike in it

by Barnaldo the Chez January 5, 2005

beetle hood

the same as vagina. it refers to the shape od the female organ inside cotton panties.

hey dude, check out that beetle hood.

by coochie humper October 10, 2009

Beetle Hood

A “Beetle Hood” is a fat stomach flap hanging over and usually hiding the vagina on an overweight female, the flap resembles the hood of a Volkswagen Beetle. It often collects debris and usually smells like a rotting fetus.

She was so god damn fat I couldn't even lift up that beetle hood to fuck her!

She needs to clean under that Beetle hood, it smells like a rotting fetus!

by B.S.N. March 22, 2010

Beetlebooty

An old hag with a busted ass with blood dripping down it.

Man, that old woman has a Beetlebooty!

by Hooooa April 4, 2020