beetard

a buzzing flying insect with a low iq and an ability to produce crap honey. is almost always cross eyed and dribbles a lot.

'what the fucks that buzzing in my hair????'
'oh, don't worry. its just a beetard.'

by clevercloggage March 21, 2009

Beetch

Derived from the word Bitch. Meaning a nasty and or annoying girl to whom you love or care about.

Calling someone a Bitch without being mean.

Damn Sarah I love you cuz you such a sexy Beetch.

by NicoleY99 July 11, 2010

Ass Beetle

A form of beetle (bug) found in the wild.
A scary beetle with horns (this is a badass beetle)

How Beavis and Butthead call eachother

Huh-huh.. You're an Ass Beetle!

by Fukaface! December 18, 2010

Beethoven's 9000th Symphony

The laughter that comes when a teacher says a joke and the class wants to pass.

The teacher made a joke about the white man oppressing students, it was met by Beethoven's 9000th Symphony from the students.

by theYoungJoo January 25, 2019

tweetle beetle

A rare species of a beetle which is found in East Doodleland off the coast of Greenland. It eats penguin fetuses and they often perform complicated mating ritual where two male rivals fight each other to the death by using paddles in puddles, in bottles, on a poodle, eating noodles. It was discovered by the famous explorer Bob Ross DCCCXC. This great discovery was portrayed in Dr. Seuss' renowned book "Fox in Sox". A great expedition to find this species was attempted in 1863 to find the Tweetle Beetle again, but was promptly failed due to weather conditions, mealstorms, and the lacking of the geographical maps that portray Doodleland. Because of this, many people believe that the Tweetle Beetle is just a myth made up by sailors.

Despite the popular belief, scientific evidence proves that Tweetle Beetles do exist. Thank you all for spending your time of this quite pointless endeavor.

by QuestionBear August 18, 2017

Beeto

Cool/amazing

I just got the new iPhone! It is sooo beeto

by Is a good boi February 20, 2020

beetle grab

To reach between a woman's legs, from behind, and grab her pubic mound.

-Dude, why have you got a black eye?

-Man, I was stood behind this stone cold fox going up on the escalator and just couldn't resist going for the beetle grab.

by KyralTim March 4, 2008