beastington

a beastington is a human being with beast like habits. he enjoys the simple things in life like sleep, food, sex and having the dead skin on his feet removed by others. you will find a beastington in raves or chicken shops or sleeping on the floor behind the tv stand. he likes to be addressed as 'sir beastingon' to hide the fact that he is more animal than human but will respond to beastie by meeeowing. a beast is for life, not just for christmas

sir beastington is masturbating whilst watching QVC...

by reverend bazza October 29, 2011

bething out

Freaking the fuck out; unnecessarily paranoid; everyone is out to get you; to become exceedingly anxious typically in at a rapid pace; spiraling quickly

Female: Hey girl how do you like my outfit?

Me: It’s good
Female: Omg what’s wrong with it? Does it make me look fat? Did Maciana say something about it to you? What did she say? Does Jessi hate me? I think I’m going to throw up.

Me: Geezus will you stop bething out? We said it’s fine.

by Bayou Girl524 February 24, 2018

Benching

When someone gets on their hands and knees behind someone and another person pushes that person over the person on the floor

Oi fam, lets bench this ginger nonce. Benching is bare fun

by TescoClubCard June 24, 2018

Beaushing

Beaushing, pronounced bewshing, is a mix of the words beautiful and dashing. Used to describe someone who is dashing and beautiful at the same time.

Wow, that boy is really beaushing!

by Bovineextraterrestrial October 29, 2023

living breathing meme

Someone who exemplifies the characteristics of a meme. A funny, stupid, frankly memeable person.

Dude Nathan from econ is a living breathing meme.

by Nicholasbaege November 14, 2017

agonal breathing

Agonal Breathing is preformed by the brain as a last reflex to try and keep the person performing the agonal breathing alive, the brain will do this to signal that there is a severe lack of blood flow to the brain or a bleeding blood vessel in the brain, which if not given immediate medical attention, the person will die. This breathing can take place for a few minutes to hours, while the time between said breathes vary. Agonal Breathing is also referred to as “Agonal Gasps” or “Agonal Respiration”.

Reece - “Oh my god! What is he doing?”
Jacob - “He needs to get to the hospital, he is preforming Agonal Breathing!”

by Hentai_Viewer March 11, 2019

Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.

Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.

by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021