When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".
by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010
Get the shitting laser beams mug.An immaculately trimmed shield of tangled facts and misleading information designed to effectively disguise an unpopular truth.
by Expereal January 11, 2012
Get the Bernanke's beard mug.Beard Trustworthiness is used to determine how trustworthy a particular beard/mustache is.
~~~Very Trustworthy~~~
Full Beard
The Philosopher
Goatee + Mustache
~~~Mildly Trustworthy~~~
Full Mustache aka The Wilford Brimley
Cop Mustache aka The Burt Reynolds
Chin Strap aka The Abe, The Lincoln
~~~Neutral~~~
Sideburns
Friendly Chops
Chin Tuft + Mustache aka The Colonel Sanders
Mutton Chops
~~~Questionable~~~
Sans Mustache aka Amish Beard
Curly Mustache aka The Handlebar
Goatee
~~~Threatening~~~
The Horseshoe aka The Hogan
Chin Tuft
Unkempt Beard aka The Homeless Beard
Neck Beard
~~~Dangerous~~~
Soul Patch aka The Landing Strip
Patchy Beard aka The Sidney Crosby
Pencil Thin Chin Strap
~~~Disastrous~~~
Werewolf
Pencil Thin Mustache aka The John Waters, The Joe Jackson
The Hitler
~~~Very Trustworthy~~~
Full Beard
The Philosopher
Goatee + Mustache
~~~Mildly Trustworthy~~~
Full Mustache aka The Wilford Brimley
Cop Mustache aka The Burt Reynolds
Chin Strap aka The Abe, The Lincoln
~~~Neutral~~~
Sideburns
Friendly Chops
Chin Tuft + Mustache aka The Colonel Sanders
Mutton Chops
~~~Questionable~~~
Sans Mustache aka Amish Beard
Curly Mustache aka The Handlebar
Goatee
~~~Threatening~~~
The Horseshoe aka The Hogan
Chin Tuft
Unkempt Beard aka The Homeless Beard
Neck Beard
~~~Dangerous~~~
Soul Patch aka The Landing Strip
Patchy Beard aka The Sidney Crosby
Pencil Thin Chin Strap
~~~Disastrous~~~
Werewolf
Pencil Thin Mustache aka The John Waters, The Joe Jackson
The Hitler
L: How do you know you can trust that guy?
E: Dude he has a philosopher's beard, thats the second most trustworthiness beard on the Beard Trustworthiness chart that there is!
E: Dude he has a philosopher's beard, thats the second most trustworthiness beard on the Beard Trustworthiness chart that there is!
by AkaEros October 27, 2011
Get the Beard Trustworthiness mug.similiar to lazy bean but with more forceful undertones. A Lazy Beam can be head-on or a sneak attack. This menacing hand-to-face contact creates minor discomfort and is quite unsettling when the attacker's hand meets their prey's face and continues to rub their palm in an unrestrained, clockwise motion.
Maria got Tazim back for eating her burrito by sneaking up and plating a firm Lazy Beam on his face.
by K C August 19, 2007
Get the Lazy Beam mug.Woman: "Why are you growing beard? It doesn't look good at all."
Man: "Yeah I know but it's lazy beard."
Woman: "Oh, then it's okay!"
Man: "Yeah I know but it's lazy beard."
Woman: "Oh, then it's okay!"
by llion March 12, 2008
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Get the Goat’s Beard mug.While riding a bus, a rather ignorant black man approached what appeared to be a senile old man. Being the ignorant peice of shit his was, he proceeded to harass the old man and call him names such as pinky and crumple foreskin. Epic beard guy then responded by punching him in the jaw and then breaking his nose. He left the scene with the wise words "DONT FUCK WITH ME". The black man proceeded to talk shit even though he was bleeding everywhere and thus ended up looking like a stupid douchebag.
Epic beard guy: I slap the shit outta tough guys like you
Black douche: wha? WHAT?
(goes up and pushes epic beard guy)
epic beard guy then breaks his face open with his fists of fury
Black douche: wha? WHAT?
(goes up and pushes epic beard guy)
epic beard guy then breaks his face open with his fists of fury
by Guy ledoucheys February 22, 2010
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