Definitions by llion

Polish art movies 

The movies which don't have any action in them and most don't even have a real plot. Instead there are lots of absurd and incomprehensible themes and symbolism. All the wannabe artists go to see these movies and it makes them feel they are better than all the others who enjoy romantic comedies and action films made in Hollywood.

"I don't want to see the Incredible Hulk!"
"Whatever, let's go to your place and watch one of your Polish art movies then!"
"But they're all made in America..."

Polish art movies by llion July 1, 2008

lazy beard 

When someone lets his beard grow because he is too lazy to shave it he grows lazy beard.

Woman: "Why are you growing beard? It doesn't look good at all."
Man: "Yeah I know but it's lazy beard."
Woman: "Oh, then it's okay!"

lazy beard by llion March 12, 2008

coma beard 

When someone is in coma so he can't shave his beard he grows coma beard.

Patient: "Good morning... WHAT IS THIS? I never grow beard!"
Nurse: "It's just a coma beard."

coma beard by llion March 12, 2008